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Fluent in sarcasm. Chiefs Kingdom.

31 Followers  |  32 Following  |  70 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.5627

Latest posts by spimothy.bsky.social on Bluesky

Please send me your dog pics.

10.07.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who’s going to be 5 years sober in January?

Ashli Babbitt.

08.07.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just looking at Kristi Noem makes me feel sick to my stomach.

08.07.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You might be doomscrolling right now, but keep in mind that Pete Hegseth has a news conference scheduled for 5am pacific that will surely make it better

22.06.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5133    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 317    πŸ“Œ 47

I see him wearing that stupid fucking hat… I just wanna slap it off his stupid head.

22.06.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who wouldn’t have gotten us into an unnecessary war?

Kamala. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

22.06.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one goes out to the Trump voters with family in the military that’s going to get sent into an unnecessary war…

22.06.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

4 dipshits.

22.06.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the Trump voters gotta feel good about this one, right? Put us right into a fucking war! Yeah, good job you idiots.

22.06.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to my first Dave Matthews Band concert this past weekend. He’s got a new fan.

17.06.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Orange dipshit is going to pull us into this war unnecessarily.

17.06.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That piece of shit Minnesota shooter killed their dog too. Burn in hell, buddy.

17.06.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna see a tornado in real life so bad.

17.06.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact Mike Lindell still believes what he does shows that he really may be crazy. Like clinically crazy.

17.06.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are pets still being eaten?

02.06.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they still doing sex change operations at the schools?!?

02.06.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Send me pics of your dogs. Please and thank you.

29.05.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s Elon?

27.05.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Canes nostros ipse comedic

He has eaten our dogs

Canes nostros ipse comedic He has eaten our dogs

We have confirmation. The Weiner Circle in Lincoln Park has responded to the Chicago Pope πŸ˜‚

08.05.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2713    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 46

Heard a story about this douchebag I know that slept with a girl off Bumble and stole money from her when she was sleeping. Got blasted on some website about it. Fucking loser 🀣🀣

20.03.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How much you wanna bet Trump doesn’t even know how to drive?

12.03.2025 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣 WTF

12.03.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Just so we’re clear, it still sucks here. Fuck the government.

12.03.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do like elements of Bluesky.

08.03.2025 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump tried to kiss me.

26.02.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump would blame this on Biden.

19.02.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth is a drunk.

18.02.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk… still a Nazi.

18.02.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk is a Nazi.

05.02.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cry more, Chiefs haters! Waaah waaah waaaah!

27.01.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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