conei

slam my dick on the table and call it meatloaf

so bored im thinking about killing myself just for the shits and giggles

i have the sleep schedule of a narcoleptic bat

thinking about making death traps

treating my landlord as if hes my sugarbaby, everytime i pay rent i say "yeah you like that dont you you like that yeah" and then send a really horny emoji like that one where the guy is biting his lip also why did they make such a slutty emoji whats wrong in the emoji factory who asked for that

eating a 59 course meal and blowing my head up with plastic explosives

"they should make a flintcock"
-@veevoid.bsky.social‬

they should make wyvernforce

moved out from the cuck chair to the cuck standing desk

im gonna put my dick in the hyperbolic timechamber

eating cake rn and this shit is so good it makes me wonder why people kill themselves

dungeon defeated, the suffering is over
#LimbusCompany

i misspelled the word on google maps and now im at the Spookermarket, scariest shit ever

i be doing backwards long jump on that thang

poker is so easy idk how people lose money at casinos, like just win?????? fucking losers smh

they dont call me the Shaq and Kobe of basketball for nothing

"opinions and taste are subjective" said the LOSER with objectively BAD and WRONG opinions, FUCK YOU

Why didn't the pro player do that callout to his team? He was commstipated

i be doing kickflips on that thang

THIS SHIT AINT NOTHING TO ME SANCHO, I WILL FUCKING KILL THEM
#LimbusCompany

leaving my children locked in the hot car to make them stronger just like that augmented gravity thing in dragon ball

i feel like using the internet like an old ass person is actually the meta, replying to shit with cat gifs is so much easier than actually thinking of what to say

i love Outis im so outism coded

she A on my I till i ChatGPT

how do people play more than one gacha game? i miss one 10 pull in Limbus and immediately want to kill myself

the cornier a piece of media is, the better, because it isnt afraid of being it's own thing you know?

its so cool coming accross project moon agents in the wild they just show up out of nowhere, absolute cult behavior and i love it

who up big banging they theory

i like using wrong tone indicators to throw people off /j

im so fucking good at marvel rivals that they made a new rank for me its called plastic 4