@tishimself.bsky.social
He/Him. Dad, husband, protagonist
Yo.
20.01.2025 23:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is that thumb wearing a tie?
19.01.2025 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A TikTok notification that says "important update from TikTok" and underneath it a picture of Dickbutt a simplistic humanoid cartoon character with a dick coming out of his butt
19.01.2025 14:32 — 👍 392 🔁 51 💬 7 📌 4No billionaire becomes that way without stepping on the backs of the working class.
Does she treat them better than average? Absolutely.
Does she treat them in accordance with her wealth?
Absolutely not.
No thanks. If my choice is a man bending the knee before an oligarchy, or a literal billionaire...
In a world full of Taylor Swifts and Snoop Doggs, be a Rhiannon Giddens or Billy Strings
For all my new followers...
Y'all want a beer or something?
Americans: Can we have a healthcare, please?
Trump: Greenland!
Americans: But, we kinda need healthca-
Trump: PANAMA!
Americans: But, we want to, you know, not die or-
Government: Bans TikTok
There are two wolves inside me …
No, wait. So weird. Autocorrect keeps changing “loaves” to “wolves.” Lol.
Yeah...
Yeah.
His son, @samreich.bsky.social , is also brilliant and hilarious.
18.01.2025 15:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's all part of the grift. Raise millions for an inauguration, spend a fraction of those funds, pocket the rest.
18.01.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That warm fuzzy feeling when I see a post like this about someone I've also blocked
18.01.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0All part of the grift
18.01.2025 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can't imagine. 😐
18.01.2025 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And yet, here we are.
Again...have a better day.
. . .
K
That's unnecessarily aggressive. But, feel free. You're allowed to curate your feed as you see fit. Hope your day gets better.
18.01.2025 14:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0To be fair...you were spamming AI generated trash.
Art untouched by a human is never a good idea
...so far.
18.01.2025 13:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Die Hard, Rent and Gremlins are all Christmas movies.
Fight me
"Marley was dead: to begin with."
I wish all CEOs a very Dickensian evening
The reason so many billionaires want to go to space is that guillotines need gravity to function
22.12.2024 22:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You scumbag,
You maggot,
You cheap lousy MAGAT
[in the spirit of the holidays]
Does...does no one see it?
18.12.2024 23:41 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Does...does no one see it?
18.12.2024 23:41 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Comment section doesn't disappoint
Also
[Wait for it]
Wooooooo!
I'll tell you what South Carolina is going to do.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Which is one of a dozen reasons we are moving to somewhere more sane.
Another line? Sheesh.
18.12.2024 23:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gimme his socials. I'll drop that dime
18.12.2024 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
South Carolina, drone captured on film
18.12.2024 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
