pouterpuff girl

Power point slide with a corgi in a gilt frame in the right corner. The slide reads “No children. No husband. I want to live all by myself. I want to come home from my self rewarding job and have everything exactly where I left it. And no GROSS children.”

my 14yo made a power point of what she wants her future to look like and this is my favorite slide

was struggling with my contribution to a group project for grad school & then found out that every single one of my classmates just used ChatGPT for the content on their slides & now i’m feeling like this:

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

when in reality it’s actually just a real life episode of Veep happening daily at this point

and her sign off from class every time is telling us to “stay off the streets & out of trouble!”

she also frequently refers to “B.C., you know, Before Computers”

talking about why the govt reports median household income instead of mean in class tonight & my professor described the richie rich outliers as “idiots who own their own spaceships & Oprah”

not the lady doing my fingerprints today saying i “have really good prints” & to “not commit any crimes because you’ll definitely get caught” 💀

wedding venue & date are officially BOOKED 🥳

tracy chapman should be allowed to set the google headquarters on fire

a white hand wearing a silver ring and a blue jacket on the ring finger is held by another white hand with longer nails and a cream colored jacket. they are standing on the beach alone & the sun is rising over the ocean in the background.

asked someone a pretty important question yesterday 🫶🏻💍🌅

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

cannot stop thinking about how this person spelled ‘wants’ in their fb marketplace listing

this is so timely as January is always a diet culture/weight loss extravaganza. something that radicalized me is that every time i feel unhappy with my body/looks, someone somewhere is making money off of that unhappiness. you are & always have been enough just as you are.

*trying to explain the Jane’s Addiction beef to ken*
ken: is that a drag queen

BREAKING HOLIDAY NEWS:
reluctant cat step-dad caught smiling & enjoying company of cat while wearing matching pajamas !!!

getting back to my gay roots by working as a ridiculously fashionable barista in a small town

turned in my final assignment for my coding class

every day there's a new article in my feed about how the plastic in my kitchen is killing me but actually I live harmoniously with the plastic and my kind heart and gentle spirit shield me from its ill effects

RFK Jr. would not make a good secretary of anything what the fuck is wrong with you
www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...

cedar rapids! the amanas

i’m at the casey’s, i’m at the cemetery. i’m at the combination casey’s cemetery.

a statue of a very cute spotted cow with pink udders & big anime style brown eyes holding a twist ice cream cone. she has a sign denoting her name, which is mooliscious

when ur mean to me this is who ur being mean to btw

is everyone mad at me dot com

a sign in the crowded agriculture building at the iowa state fair reads “FarmHer: shining a light on women in agriculture”

farmher?? i barely know her!!

this was me yesterday buying hedge clippers & garden gloves for the first time to work on our new yard which is ridiculously overgrown with weeds

white woman with brown hair & some tattoos wearing a dress with blue straps holds her earring (while attached to her ear) with a rainbow & the words “eat shit” still so the camera can see it

wearing the sweetest little lacy sundress with most unhinged statement earrings is my passion

black SUV with an iowa vanity license plate that says NAILMOM

u wanna do WHAT !?