Dan Szumilas

Currently reading: The Glass Tower Murders by Mikito Chinen. A billionaire mystery fiction aficionado summons a group of people to his glass tower shaped mansion where a snowslide traps them all there as murders occur. #BookSky #JapaneseLit

Darlene, Discord and Kenya outlasting half the competition. The dream underdog trio. #DragRace

Ru really made a stalk of wheat suffer tonight. 🌾 #DragRace

First week without the Discord walk cam, automatic serotonin withdrawals. #DragRace

Cast Darlene as Scooby-Doo IMMEDIATELY. #DragRace

Kenya is the Lipsync AND Confessional Assassin of the season. #DragRace

Pombon revealed the same day that Darlene plays a dog. Historic day for canines. #DragRace

Jane in her heart sweater reacting to Nini. #DragRace

BROWT GIRLIES ASSEMBLE! #PokemonWinds #PokemonWaves

God’s strongest soldiers will marry Clint in Stardew Valley. 🫡

Five seconds into the game and I’m in love with him. #Paranormasight

Currently playing: Paranormasight: The Mermaid’s Curse! Mystery adventure games with gorgeous art and excellent stories are SO BACK.

Happy 30th Pokémon Anniversary from this absolute goddess.

Mia’s mirror message should’ve just been “Bloody Mary” three times. #DragRace

Kenya Pleaser has evolved into Kenya Outlipsyncachoreographer. DIVA. #DragRace

Juicy: “Who is Brooke Shields? Who is David Attenborough?”
*an hour later*
Ru: “Juicy, who are you?”

OOOP. #DragRace

Production needs to assume the crucifix position because Discord was robbed. ✝️ #DragRace

The Love Island guys forming a throuple was literally a Tomodachi Life love confession event. #DragRace

Juicy was Rainbow Brite on her fifth rehab stint. #DragRace

I need Nini’s David Attenborough and Nymphia’s Jane Goodall to link up. #DragRace

Discord’s Pope chin is what Mistress needed for Natalie Nunn. #DragRace

Athena can’t figure out a Greek impersonation. May I suggest her? #DragRace

Willow Pill and Becky G can bond over catching strays within the same three minutes. #DragRace

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Jane: *leans to one side*
#DragRace

Darlene and Discord are such a fun underdog duo and the concept of them both surviving to the Top 8 is delicious. #DragRace

Patiently waiting for the Mario Tennis Fever x Hilary Duff Weather For Tennis edits.

GIRL I CANNOT BELIEVE TYRA AGREED TO BE INTERVIEWED FOR IT. The narcissist leapt out and stayed out. A lot of the information was already known but it sounds even more depressing hearing it in everyone’s own words. 😭

Currently reading: Holy Boy by Lee Heejoo, translated by Joheun Lee. Four women kidnap and drug their favorite K-pop idol, giving him amnesia and lock themselves away in an isolated mansion in the forest to obsessively look after him. #BookSky #KoreanLit #WomenInTranslation

*the end of a three hour documentary exposing the harm of America’s Next Top Model*

Tyra: “And that’s why we have amazing things planned for Cycle 25. :)”

LMAO people never change.

Currently reading: The Cape and Other Stories from the Japanese Ghetto by Kenji Nakagami, translated by Eve Zimmerman. A novella and two short stories following the lives and struggles of outcasts in Japanese society. #BookSky #JapaneseLit