Let’s Rayge!

Beard or nah? 🪒

The boarding process is just a live reenactment of how society would behave during an apocalypse.

Steaming up your timeline, one drip at a time.

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Not sure my ex knew that. 😜

New year, same thirst trap energy. Cheers, 2025!

Happy New Year everyone! 🥂

If your life isn’t getting at least an R rating, are you even living?

If it doesn’t give you income, adrenaline, or an org@sm then get rid of it.

You don’t need that negativity in your life.

Dear past, I survived you. Dear present, I'm ready for you. Dear future, I'm coming for you.

You are the architect of your own life.

Somebody just said I'm lying about my age, that l'm at least 45yo, and then blocked me. ☠️

If anyone needs me...I’ll be hiding under my bed til further notice.

Golden hour is just natures way of saying, 'I got you, boo.

Mustache. Bold move or midlife crisis? I need the jury’s verdict!

Would it be rude if I told my dad that I won't sit and hang out with him if Fox News is on?

Every time I draw a bath, I romanticize the idea of a long, relaxing soak. Then I hop in and instantly remember I’m 6’1”. Now I’m just rolling around like an oversized chinchilla in a dust bath trying to get wet.

Counting sheep? Nah, I’m counting how many ways I’d keep you up all night.

Target Santa can get it.

When I say I’m looking for ‘emotional support’…

I really mean someone to hold my hand and tell me I’m pretty while shirtless.

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Being sick is weird because you suddenly become a chemist. Like, let me mix some ginger tea, honey, and maybe a NyQuil shot and hope I don’t invent poison.

Sick days are better with someone to cuddle. Volunteers?

Just landed on here after Twitter crashed…literally. Someone want to show me where the snacks are?