John McKnight

I don’t know how to check my analytics on this or any other website and I will never know and also I don’t care and will never care

Names Bond

It hurts

I was 2 years old when the Edmund Fitzgerald sank. I have never been questioned and to my knowledge have not been ruled out as a suspect. This is due to police incompetence.

Good replies on here:

1. That’s right! Good!
2. Haha
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Getting my vaccine now. It’s for shingles tho, due to elderly. I don’t think I’ll get any special powers but who knows.

Hard to see why I should pay attention to or care. I already know what’s going to happen.

You, a fool: the fuckass sun is too low and blaring right into my eyes.

Me, a wise man: the earth has tilted on its axis. The sun is innocent and the earth needs to stay its ass still.

We saw One Battle After Another last night. Good movie.

I will never watch car driving on tv

My only dream is to become a rotund football coach and wear a massive shirt with a lot of flaps and vents in it

Everything about Umstead is great today. Go run.

Your Name Here is better than the lack of reviews would suggest. If you go into it wanting The Last Samurai Part 2 then you will get thrown off. I’m halfway through and it’s definitely worth reading and maybe even really good.

Football has once again failed to hold my attention and now the Iowa women are playing basketball so it’s too late. Sorry football, not sorry. Do better next year.

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

I take back what I said about all judges everywhere. You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to ‘em.”

The Girly-Sound version of Flower is better than the Guyville version.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

The election results last night taught us one thing and one thing only: infinity spam text message soliciting donations is the single way to turn the tide and save America

There’s more to know?

One things for sure someone who name ends with a vowel will be the mayor, as prophesied by scripture

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

Incredible job here by the local news

In this special #breederscup I am cheering for the horses! Specifically for the horses to throw the jockeys and escape into the grandstands and trample all the spectators!

I like that Valby runs with the front and makes attempts to lead often. Good aggressive running. I hope a coach doesn’t ever talk her out of that.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE COMPUTER!!!!

I like to talk on here bc nobody pays attention. I can’t imagine having a big acct and everything you post people have lots to say about it

Ladies and gentlemen the year was idk 1983. Ok. And the song “Pac-Man Fever” was sweeping an enthralled nation off its feet. Americans rolled headlong into the video game era by encountering the mass produced enormous console game in its natural habitat, that’s right, skating rinks. Idk. Etc.

I purchased invidea stocks back in the 80s when they were primarily a waste receptacle manufacturing company. I put all the money from mowing lawns into it, and now I own 72.6%. I am pretty wealthy and go out for dinner at sit-down restaurants most nights.

The new logo makes the app good