draculas og wife

*hitting intrusive thoughts with a stick* BACK!! BACK, YE HEATHENS, BACK I SAY!!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmm thoughts are thoughting in a bad way

okay i think im done

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

promise?

aggressive lesbians, my true vice

breeding, you say?

screenshot of a 2023 tweet reading "Another reason my girls won't be playing competitive sports: Lesbians. Women's sports is full of Lesbians & you can't deny this. it's a breeding ground for aggressive Lesbians."

one of my IRLs posted this to facebook to laugh at it bc she's a lesbian roller derbyier, and I was about to hit send on my response when I remembered that Facebook isn't That Kind Of Social Media Site so.

naps <3

you know its a bad time in the bathroom when u have colonoscopy flashbacks

and ofc u cant be anything but gracious bc they feel So Fucking Bad and i do believe them in this but also like. lmao. lmaooooooooooooooo!

like genuinely the amount of people that i have spent Considerable Time Knowing that straight up forgot my birthday is a little absurd but even more absurd is that the same people that forgot last year bc they had the wrong day Still Had The Wrong Day Again and as a result were a day late

me to others: people acknowledging ur birthday doesnt mean anything abt how much they care about you—people are busy and all your friends have ADHD! it doesnt mean that they hate you!

me to me: except you. it Does mean they hate YOU specifically.

Birthday Crying Likelihood has risen to 68% and rising

lmao guess who answered twelve thoudand tattoo questions only to not be getting a tattoo for my birthday lmao

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I!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!! HATE!!!!!!! LIARS!!!!!!!!! AND!!!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!! THAT ASK!!!!!!! FOR YOUR OPINIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN!!!!!!!!!!! TRY TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE!!!!!!!! BEING!!!!!!!!! MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN GIVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im so fucking angry right now my rage could power a large nation the size of a small nation i swear to GODDDDDDDDDDDDD

jennifers body 1000000000/10

omg i forgot i gotta watch final destination bloodlines as well, but i think thats for a day im Not already v anxious

next up: jennifers body, lisa frankenstein, dracula untold (which i saw in theaters), and maybe the hellboys again? unsure after that

like cmon yall GOTTA learn the right names to drop to me

put off watching THE dracula movie everyone loves for almost 30 years bc as much as i enjoy the three main actors i just wasnt sure since its my namesake only to do a double take bc richard e grant AND cary elwes are in it

but u cant ever talk abt diversity and cr without some bootlickers humping themselves in the comments to be racist as fuck, intentionally or not, and it makes it EXHAUSTING to deal w their fans at this point

also new cr campaign 4 next thursday and im hype but tbh despite being a cr fan first and foremost, i still think im more of a d20 fan. theres just something about bleems style that i jive with more, and i cannot lie, the amount of diverse perspectives constantly at the d20 table is a MAJOR win

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watched superman

why is ur application to be a mod longer than ur fuckin schedule bro come on man 💀

went to apply to be a writing mod for a zine thats only gonna accept 3-5 writers and the application itself was so fucking long that i just gave up