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we have a "seafood" diet. We slonk on that daaaamn algae on the sida the glass tank

Not that you give a fuck but here He Is

happy pokemon day I had other pokemon sketched up but pretty tired lol

Opening AO3

"Room is a mess! Escargot drilled hole, tried to knock it down with cymbal."

"?u? ?Fchicken, crayfish, eggs, garlic, tomato, brandy, I ne ed ?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@?@"

If y'all are angry that Segagaga translation used AI as a starting point, then you should try the Welcome House translation that *only* used ChatGPT and was never proofread before being compiled.

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

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Yeah i really wanna watch a 3 and a half hour take down of Humpty Dumpty. Duhhhhh (Jack off motion) Ok. Wheres the part where I give a fuck

idk if i ever posted the 10000 bricks comic here

Very old art of Toa Mahri Hahli from the LEGO BIONICLE franchise. She is a slender blue and green mechanical figure with flipper feet and robotic water wings. Behind her is her name in bold text.

Toa Mahri Hahli
#BIONICLE #ariartaccount

"I don't get as much engagement here as on twitter"

that's all fake bud. sorry. twitter is so fake at this point it's asinine people even pretend it isn't. Before late 2024 the biggest posts on the site got like 10k retweets, now every other post about hating women gets 250k and 7m likes. not real.

wouldn't you know it, being surrounded every day by everything you love being swallowed by madness makes you have some really fucked up dreams

i never posted these here but here are some zelda cdi ganondorfs i did a while back

[Your 23yo mutual]: I stayed up till 5am, I've had 3 energy drinks today, I've ran 5 miles, I am unkillable

[Your 36yo mutual]: You know what. Heating pads are really nice, even when your body isn't in agony. It's just a very comforting feeling as you sit there doing your tasks.

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now.

Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

a solgaleo with perfect IVs and a combat power of 2887

i haven't been posting about my recent pokemon go fixation but i tried out leekduck's remote raid finder for the first time and and LOOK WHAT I GOT ON MY FIRST TRY????

Redditors and YouTubers made fun of pure fantasy words like Fal'Cie so much that now everything in games is named shit like The Beforers and The Big Evil

discord lied. don't give them your ID or a facial scan. don't trust them with your ID or biometric data.

people need to learn to pick up after their pokémon bro i just got my tires popped by toxic spikes

ending this with an announcement of a Teen Council is so fucking funny. as a former teenager i'm guessing their first order of business will be "we would like to see the porn actually"

just wanna remind you all that bullying works. specifically against discord

Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason

i care abt kids big time but increasingly of the feeling that kids safety online is a parenting and childs support network problem and not my issue as its so often a trojan horse for regressive ideas

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

Feel like there has been a lot of “conspiracy theorists were right” but what actually happened was victims were and that’s much harder to accept for most people

Lammy and Rammy from Um Jammer Lammy

Thinking about Um Jammer Lammy