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philly | engineer | he/him | πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ally | go birds | go flyers

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The Harlem Globetrotters game I attended on Saturday was more competitive

04.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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CARTOON/BARTMAN.GIF

04.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

daryl morey for prison

04.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Tired: The Year of the Linux Desktop

Wired: The Century of the Linux Desktop

04.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 656    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Whole lotta evangelicals in the officer corps, especially amongst Air Force Academy grads

04.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sizzler

04.03.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
 But, Marge, it works on
 any Ayatollah. 

 Ayatollah Khamenei, 
 Ayatollah Khamenei...

But, Marge, it works on any Ayatollah. Ayatollah Khamenei, Ayatollah Khamenei...

04.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tillis: Well Secretary Noem, we still haven't gotten a clear answer about this text from Mr. Lewandowski that says "see you on the Flying Fuck Shop"

03.03.2026 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back

03.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8362    πŸ” 1338    πŸ’¬ 179    πŸ“Œ 42

I was just thinking about that movie

03.03.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm guessing the Fanatics Flag Football Festival is cancelled

03.03.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna have a hard time selling Queen Village with an attitude like that!

03.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They're filming 'Melania 2'

02.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone else is busy with the war alright

02.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

02.03.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8331    πŸ” 696    πŸ’¬ 378    πŸ“Œ 100
Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #31
YouTube video by RedLetterMedia Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst #31

I know the whole world is on fire but there's a new wheel of the worst out so maybe things are looking up

02.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sucks to suck

02.03.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fundamentally just a very degrading line of work to get on the horn with Donald Trump while he's at one of his little clubs, some shithead chiropractor's second wedding going on 50 feet away, and ask "so what did you have in mind there?" where the question concerns bombing a bunch of foreign kids.

02.03.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 941    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3
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a what

02.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can't say what I'm thinking

02.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams hold up personalized Boston and Seattle PWHL jerseys from American hockey heroes Megan Keller and Hilary Knight

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams hold up personalized Boston and Seattle PWHL jerseys from American hockey heroes Megan Keller and Hilary Knight

The world is burning down around us but this picture soothes me.

02.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

I'm sure it's fine that the guy who just started a war posts like a 12-year-old

01.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2221    πŸ” 364    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 9
At Harlem Globetrotters game

At Harlem Globetrotters game

JUST TAKE IT! TAKE THE BALL!

28.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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imagine waking up to see that someone started an illegal war while wearing your favorite hat. that’d suck so bad

28.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7041    πŸ” 1034    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 15

My overarching thesis is that the only fundamental difference between both parties is the paperwork

28.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

John F. can't have another massive stroke quick enough

28.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0