Sarah

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

sorry if this seems dramatic but i think we need to make it so people are afraid to say shit like this in public

the people who are really shrinking the bureaucracy seem to have *checks notes* started another government agency

‘Moroccan measles variant’ found in Brussels sewage water Research by KU Leuven university shows that the so-called “Moroccan variant” of the measles virus has been found in sewage water in Brussels...

I would like to make more jokes but instead I'm here to tell you that because health reporting in the US is not what it might be, you gotta hear from the singer from the Mountain Goats that measles (and whooping cough) are surging not just here but abroad. www.belganewsagency.eu/moroccan-mea...

I can handle literally anything you can throw my way unless it’s bad news or good news or a question of any kind or like a baseball or something

Also also also appeasing Trump never ever works

why do I always have to get on my soap box at work at the end of the day before my day off 🫠

a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat is talking into an nfl microphone

me, at work today

Every blanket is a weighted blanket if your cats are chonky enough

A painting of a bird beside the text "I have once again been fucked over by my expectations"

you will never see me choose to board a cruise ship at this point in my life but I'm starting to see the benefit of planning the kind of vacation where everyone can go off and do their own thing while under the illusion of still being together the whole time

Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.

Stop using these apps entirely, people. Get a notebook and a pen and go analog. I'm serious

“I have too many books”
-judgemental
-boring
-implies impulse-control issues

“The books... they have me.”
- mysterious
- occult
- implies you are at the mercy of a library of books that have gained sentience and are holding you hostage

#readingcommunity

I love when the weather turns ugly because it makes the decision I already made not to leave the house for the whole day seem way more reasonable

There’s also not enough good holidays in January through April, IMO

🙋‍♀️I consider abortion a good option, and a social good writ large! Pregnancy is not a punishment for contraceptive failure or contraceptive lack or contraceptive refusal.

I am pro-abortion, period. Same as I'm pro-chemotherapy, pro-insulin, pro-root canal, pro-pap-smear.

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: friend is a strong word

Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.

insomniac hours time for catposting

Hey, you with the pretty face☀️
Welcome to the human race☀️
A celebration, Mr. Blue Sky's up there waitin'☀️
And today is the day we've waited for☀️