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Which Aaliyah song do you think could seamlessly slide into 2026's DMs?

My pick is tied between More Than A Woman and Rock The Boat.

💯 Facts

What the fuck even is this timeline?!

...I don't have the words for how I feel right now.

Lies. 😂

Keep talking...🖤😈🥵🔥

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Some people just gargle nuts for no reason. Please find another use for your mouth like shutting the fuck up 🤪

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And they are warning us about Tornados?!

I live in Southern California!

Felt cute...not deleting. #thedildodiva #sandiego #sexshoplife

Happy Valloween Weekend, Butterflies 🦋 💕

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I love how most of the US is deciding its Puerto Rican 🇵🇷 today. Last night's show was amazing, I felt so much pride in my culture that I shed a few tears.

Benito showed the world what it could be if we just love each other and embrace what makes us unique AND the same.

Viva Puerto Rico!

Sometimes, when I am bored at The Jerk Joint, I like to do accents randomly (the few I can do well anyway) and then drop them and pick them back up the whole transaction.

...it's how I have fun.

Tonight's accent sounded like a 1940s Gangster Moll. 🤣

The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution.

This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American.

They must be released immediately.

Its bullshit. I used to be able to take three bites of a regular one. Now its like 1.5 unless I want to nibble on it like a mouse.

They hit the regular size Reeses Peanut Butter cups with shrinkflation! 😭

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I have been wearing my comfy pants backwards all day and no one in my house thought to say anything.

Have I fixed them?

No.

We're throwing it back to the 90s today!

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Ha! Work thinks I'm going to answer questions off the clock?

Yeah, No.

Should've kept me on my regular schedule.

See ya'll Friday! 🤪

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From Cotixan in Clairmont

Emotional Support Menudo 💞

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It really is bullshit. Its 💯 retaliation for the shirt I wore last week. No way to prove that though except for the timing. I knew I wasn't gonna be there forever and if it wasn't that then it was gonna be something else. Business HAS been slow, stock lower than normal. Why stay on a sinking ship?

Well, work cut my hours, didn't tell me til I got there earlier. I kinda saw this stupid ass shit coming. Turned right around and came home. I had been ready to do something else for a while. Gives me more time to focus on myself and some other projects I wanted to start. Business failing anyway.😆

Yes. Yes you should. Good Editor.

I can guess...😆

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There's no dress code at my job...they just tried to make me change my shirt because it says FUCK ICE. Claiming it's political, I said ICE isnt a Political Party so NO I'm not changing it. I can wear a shirt that says FLESHLIGHT, ORGASMIC, TALK SHIT GET HIT, and NAMASTE FOR HAPPY HOUR though? 🖕🏾 that

#fuckice #FTD #resist #unitedneverdivided #thisisamerica

Good Morning Butterflies 🦋

Remember: You are worthy, You are enough. You got class, sass, wit and ass.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Fuck ICE
And Trump too.

#fuckice #ftd #nazilivesdontmatter

Fair. Same.

It's coconut oil based lube (by System Jo), I SWEAR! My hands were dry and I didn't have lotion on me! Very good in a pinch #sexshoplife #illystylez #dildodiva #thedildodiva #sandiego #PSA