Pokemon Center Updates

Remember, this saturday is "fulfillment-day". Bring your Falinks, Dugtrio, Exeggcute, Klink, and Tandemaus with missing members, and we will introduce them to our foundlings. We successfully completed 34 pokemon last year and hope to surpass that number.

#pokemon #wehavetoomanyleftklinks

No Kings!

#exceptnidoking #exceptseaking #exceptkingler #exceptslowking #exceptkingdra #exceptslaking #exceptkingambit

It is Eldegoss migration season. Which coincidently means it is allergy season.
Keep your inhalers ready, and don't go outside if you're vulnerable to pollen.

#pokemon #pokemoncenter #allergyseason

We spent 6 hours today untangling a Tangela that fell into her trainers box of loose cables.

But good news, we are now able to charge all your electronics in the waiting room.

#pokemon #cablemanagement

Are your plant type Pokemon having a tough time this winter?

Try teaching them TM22 and make them shoot each other. The Pokemon-based vitamin D is slightly worse than regular sunlight but better than seasonal depression.

Hell, go get shot yourself.

#pokemon #whatdoyoumeanskincancer

Please check your Camerupts 10-year cycle before bringing it in. We can NOT have another eruption in the operating room.

Thank you.

#pokemon #camerupt #myhumps

Mew Year, mew you!

We lost our HM01. Can anyone in the area bring a Scyther or Gallade over?

We need help cutting vegetables for our potluck.

Food obviously included.

#Pokemon #potluck #nocuttingonions

Show us your most intimidating Exeggcute.

A blepping Girafarig is a happy Girafarig.

Our last patient was a Timburr, which had lost its favourite log in the storm last week.

So after a community meet-up, we went into the forest, picked out a tree, fashioned it into a new log, and carved good wishes into it.

The Timburr left with a big smile.

#pokemon #woodworking #community

We wish everyone a lovely and cuddly holiday season.
We will, of course, stay open and be ready to take care of all your sledding accidents, mistletoe chokings, and Delibird attacks.

#pokemon #holidayseason #snow

Please do NOT throw your non-organic garbage onto our compost pile.
The Charjabugs living there can not digest plastic waste.

Thank you for your attentiveness.

#pokemon #compost #charjabug

We might have a job offer for her.

Spent most of the day cleaning graffiti from a Runerigus. We are 90% sure we only cleaned the vandalism, but whaddayaknow?

It seemed happy when we released it, though.

#pokemon #graffiti #powerwashing

The best thing about PokeCenters being free of charge is that no one has to bankrupt themselves for their Pokemons' basic needs.

The second best thing is that our CEO can walk the streets of Saffeon City without fear.

#pokemon #norelationtocurrentevents

True, we haven't thought about that.

Guess we have to buy a bunch of magic markers.

Don't forget to buy raffle tickets for our 'save the Lapras' fund.

Prizes include all types of pokeballs, rare candy, and even a mystery Pokemon.

(It's the Nickit from around here who keeps stealing from us)

Somebody, please win it.

#pokemon #Lapras #goodcause

We have a Grapploct in our floatation tank who keeps climbing out and tries to start fights with a bedridden machamp.

Fighting types are a special kind of annoying to care for.

#pokemon #fightingisnotevenanelement #dumbbrutes

Slow day at work today.

Started an impromptu contest to see which pokemon could melt the snow in front of our center the fastest.

Slugma won (surprisingly), and our sidewalk is safe to traverse again.

#pokemon #osha #slugma #Littendidnteventry

The cold season is upon us.

Remember to switch from your normal type Pokemon to ice type pokemon for transportation.

#pokemon #ridesafe #winter

Had a trainer come in because her Hypnos' pendulum broke.

What are we supposed to do about this? Go to Home Depot.

#pokemon #isthependulumpartofthehypno
#existentialcrisis

Had to put the right head of a doduo into a cone so it wouldn't pick at its stitches.

The left head hasn't stopped laughing yet.

#pokemon #doduo

We love you, too.

Feel free to come in for some complimentary Pokesnacks.

(not suitable for human consumption)

The local gym is looking for volunteers to lurk outside the premises and offer guidance to weak looking trainers.

For more information please ask our front desk.

#pokemon #gymnerds

If you are planning to travel somewhere over the holidays, please check #flightradar before climbing on your pidgeot.

Mid-air crash related accidents are up 23% this season.

#pokemon #staysafe #pleasedontclimbonapidgey

Two grimer got hopelessly mixed up within each other during a battle.
After several hours of intense sieving and spectroscopic color analysis, we got them separated again.

Both grimer and their trainers are happy and healthy again.

#pokemon #grimer #healthcare

There is not a single Pokemon Center in any of the MD games.
So we lobbied hard to suppress any mention of the games.

We need to pay the bills somehow, you understand.

The magnemite on site is an emergency power generator in case of a power outage.

Please do not charge your phones, Pokedexes or Rotoms with it.

#pokemon #powergrid #magnemite

The next person to bring their poison type into the cafeteria WILLbe escorted out.

That violates like a dozen health codes.

Not to mention that fact that no-one wants to eat next to a literal garbage bag.