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Machete 🐾 Snarles Barkley

@machete.dog.bsky.social

🐶🐻 37 and mostly a dog at this point. Extremely NSFMoms. Will hump for food. https://x.com/machetepup

136 Followers  |  58 Following  |  12 Posts  |  Joined: 12.08.2023  |  1.7471

Latest posts by machete.dog on Bluesky

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I’m a good boy I promise

07.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Me and my bf @zimdel.bsky.social giving @machete.dog the good boy sandwich treatment

06.11.2025 15:38 — 👍 88    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 0
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Good boys get teeth hugs

06.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Yep! My one and only tattoo

04.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can any puppy tell me what this says?

04.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 41    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 0
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Officer GoodBoy showing you his softer side

29.09.2023 15:01 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Gruff

28.09.2023 17:05 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I stink pretty

23.09.2023 15:12 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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*heavy panting*

23.09.2023 14:51 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Woof WOOF!

11.09.2023 16:52 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Give us a woof

11.09.2023 15:14 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0
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How’s it smell down there?

10.09.2023 21:54 — 👍 34    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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@machete.dog Officer GoodBoy has your scent and is on your tail

26.08.2023 04:02 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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New App. Who ‘dis?

12.08.2023 20:25 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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