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NEWS: Two-time Cy Young winner Blake Snell is signing a five-year, $182 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers, sources confirm to The Athletic.

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Happy 41st Birthday to Adam Driver 🎂

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

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Facts

America didn’t deserve them.

Took this on the Space Needle in Seattle.

is BO6 worth getting?!🤨 #CODBlackops6 #videogames #PS5

We got this 🫶🏼

I miss video game rental stores. Shit is so expensive these days. I WISH I could just pay 5 to 10 bucks to play Mario and Luigi for like 5 days.

Same!!! (I have no friends)

#TheBoys mock Elon Musk becoming head of the Department of Government Efficiency

“Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super”

Image of a Racoon looking in a mirror, text above and below starting the following: God Is Testing Me And I Have Not Studied

Me Forever:

I genuinely envy people that can just sit down and read a book at any time.

#TheBoys final season starts filming in less than 2 weeks 🎥

(via Collider)

Have you noticed

It's like a party over here. So much better than Elmo's world!

Bluesky FTW!

Hopefully the people who run this platform fully understand the many reasons why a mass exodus of people has fled toxic X, and will do their best to ensure this place never becomes anything like that.

Yo toda mañana en la oficina trasteando en mi nuevo bluesky.

putting out my first shohei ohtani clip in this app:

we are so back #Fallout