bee !!

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

hi !!

(to be clear we have enough food to get us thru the week lol, just no snacks)

me and my lover are sickly and dying due to lack of low-value food to idly consume

brokest i've been in a min ($0.33 in my acc rn) and like it's fine, i get paid in a few days, but it's driving me nuts not having any snacks. i am a very snackpilled individual and feel quite distressed. i am going to kill god and process his corpse into a little snack for me and my boyfriend

Masterlist of Nu Metal Songs with 'Go' Breakdowns:

goron brian wilson be like

wouldn't it be nice to eat a boulder

yeah sure it's a halloween costume but i am genuinely kind of obsessed w this look lmao

me and @thelocalcavegoblin.bsky.social as Lisa and the Creature from modern "weird girl" classic Lisa Frankenstein

this joke sucks but i thought of it so i'm posting it

Yer Killing Me by Remo Drive, but their bathroom has been out of commission for a while and they're rly tired of having to use a porta potty while it's being fixed

"i don't wanna fucking pee here anymore"

"damn i wonder why my coffee hasn't been coming out great lately :(("

- girl who hasn't cleaned her coffee grinder in several months

[to the tune of Sanctified by Nine Inch Nails]

i still dream of dicks that never should have pissed

Primary Colours and Skying are both incredible albums. especially Skying, that one's underrated as hell imo

YouTube video by The Horrors - Topic Who Can Say

thinking abt how one of my all time fave shoegaze bands was only briefly a shoegaze band

music.youtube.com/watch?v=TnHV...

riddle me this
shittle me piss

sorry for making two posts in a row that involve dog turds. i'll do better next time

Tom Scott videos be like

i am at the temple of the emaciated rat. they've got food here and it fucking sucks. they've got god here and he fucking sucks. they worship dog turds and throw bricks at each other. at least one person dies every time they get together

art deco more like fart dicko hahahahahahahahahahaha my wife left me and replaced me with a 3d printed 400% scale replica of the turd her childhood dog shat out as it was dying

looks cool as hell tbh

been living with my boyfriend for a few days now and it's neato !!!!!!!!

yeah i feel this !!!! i have like,,,, a few people i see basically ever lmfao and one of them is my boyfriend who i live with. i do have transportation tho so if u (and/or also @basementgrime.bsky.social) wanna hang just hmu !!

urethral throughput world record

[another brick in the wall but it's sung from the perspective of a chaser who's disappointed the girl he's hooking up with has had an orchiectomy]

all in all it's just a
nother dick with no balls

like fr whoever invented the $100 "move-in fee" can eat my entire ass and go directly to hell

we got approved for the apartment but the deposit + extra "fuck you" fees have nearly wiped me out so i'm sharing this again, any help is appreciated!💕

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Donate to Secure a Safe Future for Kitt and Bee, organized by Karissa France My name is Kitt and my girlfriend Bee and I are a long-distance queer, … Karissa France needs your support for Donate to Secure a Safe Future for Kitt and Bee

bf made a gfm to help us be able to afford our move here in a few months, n help support him w surviving n staying afloat in the meantime. more details on the page, anyone who wants to share pls do, we could def use the help 💖💖💖

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"i'm a coomer baby, so why don't you jelq me" or whatever beck said

we making bad comics?