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I'm a woke liberal and I love cancel culture! Heh, just kidding, just a little "satire" for us small town patriots!

02.01.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

true about animal well but you forgot the funny donkey guy

02.01.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s an online thing like most extreme worldviews. It’s rare to run into it in real life because the people who believe it don’t get out much.

03.12.2024 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you dam up a river, it doesn’t stop flowing, it flows somewhere else

02.12.2024 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s their entire ideology. They hate men and anyone who doesn’t hate men in an enemy. Expecting them to view men as anything more complex than two dimensional monsters to be exterminated is like expecting the sun to turn green

02.12.2024 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness

23.11.2024 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First guy just doesn’t care, second guy thinks that reading ya books and watching movies makes them a revolutionary

23.11.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too I actually quite liked the first two

23.11.2024 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluek*y

23.11.2024 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine it comes out and it’s bad

23.11.2024 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when part 2 was supposed to have been out for ten months already

23.11.2024 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gentle reminder

22.11.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀝

22.11.2024 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re calling it the Democratic Party

21.11.2024 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like it was everywhere suddenly one day and people were talking about it like it had been out for a while

21.11.2024 07:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfair and woke

21.11.2024 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#nocomradesunder100k

21.11.2024 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it physically possible to already have 120k posts

21.11.2024 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Be afraid. Be very afraid

21.11.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m calling them β€œskibideets”

21.11.2024 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget a certain charming old follower

21.11.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to have to put in major shifts as a reply guy to get all the follow backs back

20.11.2024 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yupppp

20.11.2024 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I joined too late to be in any but if I made one you would be in it

20.11.2024 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My bad

20.11.2024 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool version that Peter and Phil both sing on

20.11.2024 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Off topic but did you ever hear the 1999 version of carpet crawlers

20.11.2024 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like Tarkus (the song) but elp as a whole I never really could get into

20.11.2024 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an outdated and *ffensive term

20.11.2024 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No comrades under 30k

20.11.2024 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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