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Dirt Dork.

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Illinoisan. Likes plants. Posts are whatever crossed my mind, reposts are things I thought anyone who willingly signed up for Matt Thoughts would also find interesting.

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Tradwifes are out, tradewives are in. go run that merchant vessel, outfox those Portugese and discover the spices of the indies

04.03.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

The dentist in the AlmostFreeTeeth dot Com ads has the purest Great Lakes accent I've ever heard. He says "competitive pricing" and "implants." It's great, put it on the next Voyager Golden Record we do.

04.03.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big announcement from us: we are fully funded, we met our goal. I cannot thank everyone who supported us enough. We are putting the pedal on the gas to put out work worthy of your trust.

03.03.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 7

Man, rice and black beans is the perfect food. Little green hot sauce on there, dairy of your choice, that's a warrior's feast, I tell you what.

04.03.2026 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure why but one of the finest Twitter bits popped into my head tonight while walking the dog and I've been chuckling about it again for the last 10 minutes

04.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Man, you see some wild theology takes on here.

04.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

04.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1797    πŸ” 464    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 38

My daughter: in the TLC song β€œNo Scrubs,” what do they mean by β€œscrub”?

Me: Honey this is the one and only pop song in history that opens up with a dictionary and thesaurus entry.

04.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 362    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

If the existence of trans children is such a threat to your identity why is it on us to justify our existence instead of any writer doing any amount of self reflection to why that is the case?

03.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Guarantee Clause, we're getting you down from the attic for Reconstruction III.

04.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damn, you mean the person presenting superficially reasonable concerns was actually hiding a deep disgust and loathing about the entire category of people? that's crazy, how unlikely is that, glad it doesn't happen much tho

03.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This is worth noticing: the latest airbrushed anti-trans apologia in The Atlantic was written by someone who is a full-bore trans eliminationist. This guy isn't just asking questions or worried about the kids, he thinks trans people don't and shouldn't exist and that gender-affirming care is abuse

03.03.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

If FIFA had a spineβ€”which we know it does notβ€”it would move all World Cup games to Canada and Mexico.

We don’t deserve to host them, and foreign players and fans do not deserve to be subjected to threats from Miller’s CBP and ICE thugs.

03.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Pitch-perfect example of how "Democrats" are expected to answer for every rando a Republican see online who says anything more inflammatory than "trump is my daddy" even if the rando is a not democrat or nominally liberal

03.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

interesting that it's taken as a given that the US should have a hand in shaping who the iranian people choose as their leader

03.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2255    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 16
Red-winged Blackbird doing a big territory dominance display. Wings out and big red epaulets flared.

Red-winged Blackbird doing a big territory dominance display. Wings out and big red epaulets flared.

Come at me bro
Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary Chicago.
3/3/2026
#Birds

03.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I think the thing that makes me so mad is the author of that essay is a NYPost writer who consistently rags on gender affirming care for trans people, while I know for a fact The Atlantic would never run an essay entitled β€œThe Years I Lost Not Transitioning Sooner.”

03.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately

03.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3028    πŸ” 609    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 134

"Gender non-conforming children continue to get the strong impression… that they’d be better off being something other than what they are.”

Like: yes! True. It's impressed upon them over & over again they should better conform to their gender assigned at birth. With social consequences!

03.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, this is going to be good. Rise and Fall was great, I'm unreasonably excited for this.

03.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

screaming, crying, throwing up

03.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Comic strip "Uncle Charlie." Uncle Charlie waters some vines growing up a pole. Eventually, the vines climb up the pole and extend to another, becoming a clothesline for Charlie to dry his clothes on.

Comic strip "Uncle Charlie." Uncle Charlie waters some vines growing up a pole. Eventually, the vines climb up the pole and extend to another, becoming a clothesline for Charlie to dry his clothes on.

"Uncle Charlie" by Peter Laing, 1959-1979
December 3rd, 1975 as seen in the Syracuse Herald-Journal

03.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Historical marker embedded in sidewalk pavement. "Chicago Race Riot of 1919 Commemoration Project. David Marcus. 1869-1919. I am a walking testimony. Firebird Community Arts, Organic Oneness, City of Chicago Public Art Collection 2025).

Against a red background, artistic imagery suggests a lake and sunshine, a mother and child, and a shoemaker and pair of shoes.

Historical marker embedded in sidewalk pavement. "Chicago Race Riot of 1919 Commemoration Project. David Marcus. 1869-1919. I am a walking testimony. Firebird Community Arts, Organic Oneness, City of Chicago Public Art Collection 2025). Against a red background, artistic imagery suggests a lake and sunshine, a mother and child, and a shoemaker and pair of shoes.

"I am a walking testimony"

New historical marker for my great-great-uncle, a shoemaker, one of 38 people killed in the Chicago Race Riot of 1919.

37th and Rhodes, Chicago (where he lived, worked and died)

03.03.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Moonlighting as a very inefficient recruiting sergeant?

03.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

02.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2388    πŸ” 504    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 12
cat: 1353

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The legend of the centuries - 1952
https://botfrens.com/collections/61/contents/19988

03.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will you seek and serve Christ in all persons, loving your neighbor as yourself?

02.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a motto for our times

02.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sinners - Buddy Guy - Electric Guitar
YouTube video by Abh N Sinners - Buddy Guy - Electric Guitar

Buddy Guy is the man. A one and only. One of the immortals. (from Sinners)
music.youtube.com/watch?v=S33c...

02.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a big sharing guy on here, but I have an elderly relative who has taken a couple falls lately. We love her very much and are worried about her. We want her to be safe and have autonomy and feel respected. It's hard. You have to.

No one has ever felt a single warm feeling towards this man.

02.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0