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Critter, QI-tter, 8-Bitter N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway. βš½οΈπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ¦πŸˆπŸ¬πŸ€πŸͺ„ 5-decade gamer Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs Forge-world Tech Priest Drowning in dice Laura Bailey is my warlock patron There's too much blood in my caffeine stream

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A low-key adorbrgle grble.

05.03.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it's your first time at Stare At Knife Club... you MUST stare at knife.

05.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still hearing her being voiced by Marisha Ray in a Laudna-adjacent fashion.

05.03.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop hogging the popcorn, dude.

05.03.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As evidenced by the arcades in Newcastle and Durham that had VR setups both closing down last year. The Durham one wasn’t open long at all.

I did make it to the arcades in Akihabara at the start of the year. Hey! was by far the best, stacked to the rafters with retro stuff. Ours pale in comparison.

05.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a clock with roman numerals including xii and xiii Alt: As broken as a broken clock gets.

Piers Morgan rn:

04.03.2026 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spoken like an adjudicated rapist.

And a convicted fraud.

And a paedophile.

And a fascist.

Seriously, 'Murica, what the actual candy-coated FUCK's it gonna take for you to stop him?

04.03.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because they’re both kool-aid levels of down with a certain frog-faced racist getting into Number 10 - and Labour isn’t turning an oil tanker going at warp 5000 on the head of a pin.

03.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for this asshole to tell Swedes how to pronounce Ikea, and Japanese people how to say Nissan.

03.03.2026 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanna watch the goddamn World Series, I don't know why...

03.03.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And in a serendipitous twist, System 3's Last Ninja collection drops in a couple of days too. I'm more there for the the International Karates, but I respect what the Last Ninja series managed to achieve.

03.03.2026 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not really that much of a stretch. The current administration lies about 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂.

Shit, it couldn't lie straight on a bed on #Epstein Island.

03.03.2026 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Tell me I didn’t just read these posts. Someone please tell me such raging, despicable evil is not rampant on the face of this earth.

26.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the Hewson C64 games. Again.

25.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@clintonyates.bsky.social How about…

Who’s on First Down
First Down to First Up
Not Right Off The Bat
These Guys Hit Different
Longball to Hardball

25.02.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Senator Mike Lee (Π―, Utah) royally pwning himself on the global stage.

Senator Mike Lee (Π―, Utah) royally pwning himself on the global stage.

Oh Mikey, my sick little summer f45cist, don't you know that anything that goes up on the internet is instantaneously immortal?

You can try to delete it, but the very second you hit Post, you're already too late. Someone already has it clipped, cut, copied and pasted.

See?

23.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck me running.

He don't have a look of #Epstein about him at all, do he...

19.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. He's gone from a neck-pussy to a neck-sphincter.

19.02.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AND it's NISS-an (rhymes with Miss Ann), not KNEE-sarn. I'm from an area with a Nissan factory, and I went to Japan last month; NOBODY pronounces 'a' that way. AT ALL. If there was, I would have HEARD it in the two weeks I was there, given a CAR SHOW was happening in Tokyo. STOP MANGLING LANGUAGES!!

19.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't it be a pure fucker if this went viral...

18.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. It’s almost unreal.

18.02.2026 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the wake of finding my team's owner in the #EpsteinFiles, I may well be in the market for a shift.

Not a bad time to become a 12, now I think about it...

17.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beyond vile. Joking about the worst child abuser in American, if not WORLD history. Fox is the utter dregs of US media - and that's saying something.

If you're watching these apologists for paedophilia & nodding along, just do us all a favour: exercise your 2nd Amendment rights on yourself. πŸ–•

15.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to be kind and say that Rigsby was very much of his own time.

Same way Alf Garnett was, if you catch my drift. You either laugh at them, or with them.

15.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Intrigued as to what the Japanese for 'Squrp!' actually is...

15.02.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good! Fucking DO it!!

13.02.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

8BitDo controllers are phenomenal. They connect to all my gear flawlessly, and they look, feel & perform better than official pads.

09.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jason Myers scores more points on his own than all the Patriots COMBINED, gets totally passed up for MVP.

Sandler wasn’t kidding when he came up with The Lonesome Kicker, was he.

β€œπŸŽΆβ€¦they’re going for twoooooo…” ✌️

09.02.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jobe definitely got away with one there.

09.02.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0