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All hail the new flesh! she/her

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Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4488    πŸ” 727    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 31

No Democrat should vote to confirm Mark Wayne. For fuck's sake, why would this even need to be said? Fuck of all fucks I know there are going to be a number of Dems who will vote for his confirmation with zero hesitation.

05.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs

05.03.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 655    πŸ” 94    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

dogs are hilarious dorks. i love them.

cats have boundaries and enforce them. i love them.

05.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww... she's smiling!

05.03.2026 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

04.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2465    πŸ” 868    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 28
Silverware drawer full of spoons

Silverware drawer full of spoons

My dinner with Alanis

04.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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This dumbass toilet clogger being one of Platner’s shooters is so sus to me, given Platner’s stated politics. So many of the worst liberals love this guy. Isn’t that strange? They hate literally every single other demsoc politician in the country!

04.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 410    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 23

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

04.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1549    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 9
a tweet from the Nazi/Child Porn Website made by perennial douche bag hack Jesse Singal reads: "The level of misinformation spread by me about youth gender medicine, because I have a professional stake in it, is really pathetic."

a tweet from the Nazi/Child Porn Website made by perennial douche bag hack Jesse Singal reads: "The level of misinformation spread by me about youth gender medicine, because I have a professional stake in it, is really pathetic."

There. I fixed it. (you're welcome!)

04.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 620    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen to what he says instead, for instance his hat choice.

04.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oopsie. Looks like this guy might have been packaged goods by a bunch of wannabe king makers from the jump. Explains why so many of the pod people and Matty Y are saying "Nazi tattoos are fine" now.

22.10.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œBut I have friends who do code telling me that they have use cases for AI”

Your friends are shitty programmers who are losing what little judgement and ability they DO have at a rapid pace.

04.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe squeeze those 900 people a bit more and hand out $6000 checks to poor people.

04.03.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is weirdly consistent for The Atlantic! Jesse Singal's 2018 article about kids being rushed into transition starts with an anecdote about someone *not* being rushed into transition. Literally nothing happened!

There is no other issue in prestige media that has editorial standards this low.

03.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1710    πŸ” 189    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

The only gay people the Atlantic has ever thought might need protection are effeminate gay "boys" who they've decided need protection from the trans agenda, and historically, that's not what gay kids actually need protection from.

This fear lives only in the minds of straight cis journalists.

04.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Quite literally β€œwe have always been at war with Iran.”

04.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2869    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 181    πŸ“Œ 12

Those Iranian school girls suffered pretty horrifically. Iranians are also ordinary people.

04.03.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chair Therapy
YouTube video by Tom Cardy Chair Therapy

Just don't forget about the rhyme scheme.

04.03.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was right I feel so much better now

04.03.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

A person with a professional stake and fancy affiliations? That's you, Jesse. But you don't have fancy letters because you don't know shit about medicine, ya dip.

04.03.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make a thing that sucks. I really wish people could be happy just making things that suck, that are at least theirs. Make your own clothes, write your own stories, do your own music.

Learn about yourself! Grow! See for yourself how small this AI franchised media box we've been put in is!

04.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Hey, is it bad if you create incentives for the unconscionable to happen?

04.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
CHOICE
TOTAL
Veleria M. Levy
4,949
Nasif Majeed
1,889
Tucker Neal
376
Tie
Not Reported
Not Participating

CHOICE TOTAL Veleria M. Levy 4,949 Nasif Majeed 1,889 Tucker Neal 376 Tie Not Reported Not Participating

2. Last night, primary elections in North Carolina told a different story: if you abandon trans people, your Dem voters will abandon you. The state's most prominent anti-trans Dem, Nasif Majeed, fell to progressive challenger Veleria Levy, who ran on a pro-LGBTQ+ platform, by more than 40 points.

04.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Power should only be exercised in community. No individual should ever be trusted with it. Hierarchies are oppression, that's why fascists love them.

04.03.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they have to be different genders why is that not in the instructions and why are the genders not indicated? Why is everything stupid and broken?

04.03.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems a problem that news editors aren't preferring that articles submitted be free from hallucinations.

04.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ian looks like he's 7,000 years old.

03.03.2026 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gen X meme

03.03.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gimli the dwarf: I hope I get to see a sheriff die

Legolas the elf: don't you mean you never thought you would die fighting side by side with a sheriff?

Gimli: no, I don't

Gimli the dwarf: I hope I get to see a sheriff die Legolas the elf: don't you mean you never thought you would die fighting side by side with a sheriff? Gimli: no, I don't

Never handing it to a sheriff unless it's handing them a grenade with the pin pu--oh I probably shouldn't say that

03.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0