vriska

the fat boys are winning

this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed

i think girls are gross but i'm also feeling these weird things when i look at them?? making an entire politics around this rn

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

The human eye can perceive over 700 different kinds of sandwich

remember when comedy used to be completely legal but rightwingers started a full on assault on the entire US media apparatus to “legalize comedy”

It takes James Bond too long to say his name. I tune out and lose interest in the movie

What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator

we are in a reverse SJW era

tearful dieto

greatest minds on the case

Here's to four more decades of jumpingness!
#Mario40

This is how some mecha shows come off.

Spoink, the Pokémon

I love Spoink so much. I love this stupid little asshole.

- why did you take estrogen?
- I wanted to grow breasts.
- did you like it?
- yeah, you grow breasts. It's great

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

"Suck Richerd Simmons Cock? Um, Yeah. Let's Not." - DRIL

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

Alex says "well, I just started HRT. Can't Wait to see what I look like in a year." Alex watches the progression happen. 4 months... 8 months... she looks more feminine but gradually looks more resigned. Until one year goes by, she looks in the mirror and says "oh... it's my mother."

You don't have to hand it to bad people. In fact, you can just gaslight them about basic reality. "So we both agree that bugs exist," no we don't. I've never seen any bugs

One man angrily shouts "GOON!" Another shouts "NoFap!!!" They start beating the shit out of each other. Suddenly, a light shines down on their awed faces. A radiant angel appears with the words "masturbating a normal amount" above its head.