Rebecca Lowboy

Stayed home today because I feel like a hundred butts. Didn’t sleep much and when I did, I woke up coughing and congested. Someone bring me coffee, please. My brain hurts, too.

Send it on. 💕

The current joy of my life is that I am having a new toilet installed as we speak. It's the little shit, y'know?

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand.

Food: blue cheese / tapioca
Film: Requiem For A Dream
Song: Your Body Is A Wonderland

I have spent the day listening to the new Lizzy McAlpine. Naturally, that has made everything very sad. Love a musician who can capitalize on me romanticizing my depression.

Man. The W season really is over. *sigh*

The Family Stone is gonna hit real hard this Christmas. RIP.

Hell yeah.

Just generally had a bullshit week. What the good goddamn. I feel like hours of my life were stolen right out from under me. I know there was a full moon, but damn. The fuckery touched bone, I swear.

Thankfully, it's a three day weekend for me. I don't wanna hear from anyone.

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💯 💯 💯

💯I’d actually like CC’s legend to be that she opens up a W ref training facility/education center like when a president opens a library. Make all her disdain of them into something useful.

1,402 meatballs. I’m gonna go ice my hand now.

Tales from Lunch Lady Land: It’s parent teacher conferences, and I chose to take my one small and precious life and work the summer job instead of taking the two days unpaid. I have just balled meatballs for four hours. I feel alive!

What’s your sign?

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

I took them for granted! 😩😩😩

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I would tongue kiss just about anyone for a Woodchuck Amber Hard Cider right now. I get one (1!) seasonal craving anymore, and apparently no one is selling it within 50 miles of Omaha.

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Noooooo! Aloe with lidocaine! As someone who burns herself regularly, I can't recommend it enough.

Start a fight at the lesbian bar.

I'm making lemon rolls in steps and one of the lemons I went to use in the lemon curd just farted lemon dust at me and laughed in *go back to the grocery store, dummy.*

I live in entirely the wrong place to love women’s basketball. 🙃

Doesn’t Summer know it’s OVER?!

Stef Dolson. Jewell Lloyd. Kayla McBride.

Have switched to Tidal. Send me your best playlists.

Apparently they’re still negotiating with two players. We don’t know who. There’s a short list from last year who haven’t been announced yet. Sounds like Tip and McBride are headed overseas tho. So Angel, Sab, Stef, and Jewell, I believe, are who are left from that list.

Am I really not getting my Laces (Kayla and Stef) back? 🥺🥺🥺😩 #Unrivaled

Oh man. I need Big Mama Stef back.

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Today in Lunch Lady Land: It’s Sloppy Joes and Lasagna Rolls. Pouring one out for the blueprint this morning (from a box of choccy milk, y’all).

Feminism. ✨