"How can we bring the White House in line with that most traditional form of American architecture, the strip mall?"
05.11.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tzoq.bsky.social
Settling in on Canada's west coast. He/Him
"How can we bring the White House in line with that most traditional form of American architecture, the strip mall?"
05.11.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To be fair, the alternative to disappearing thousands of people would be actually doing things those people want to see from their government, which is much too difficult for them.
05.11.2025 15:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He didn't even have the imagination to suggest it could be several states.
05.11.2025 15:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know, they *could* just try to appeal to DC and Puerto Rico voters. Get people to *want* to vote for them.
05.11.2025 15:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun fact about facts: If something's a fact, then there will be evidence for it.
05.11.2025 00:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Really? 'Cause that's not what "I don't know anything about it" means.
04.11.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody owns Sherlock Holmes or The Bible, either...
04.11.2025 23:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's not even drift. "Drift" suggests change happening slowly, but in a consistent direction for a time before slowly changing to another direction as the wind blows.
This is a drunkard's walk, punctuated by random leaps, as if the drunkard is occasionally licking a live power line.
Labels can be great -- it took me 10 years to figure out that there was an option other than straight or gay, and I only figured it out because I found out about the label "bisexual".
*Gatekeeping* labels, though, defeats the whole purpose.
Do no Republicans know the meaning of the word "tariff"?
04.11.2025 02:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nah, 'cause the new rule is "Innocent until Trump says otherwise".
02.11.2025 19:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why does the bathroom need to "go with" civil wars?
02.11.2025 19:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It could be Terry Gilliam, but the lens isn't wide-angle enough.
02.11.2025 03:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donald "guns a-blazing" "fast, vicious, and sweet" Trump believes he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.
02.11.2025 03:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Similar here -- I can get to Donald Trump in three.
02.11.2025 02:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On the plus side, any slip & fall will almost certainly benefit the country.
01.11.2025 00:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0After all, it's not like the people need representation or anything.
Next up: "The Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that Trump has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away."
I was going to mention this. No Lucille Ball, no Star Trek.
25.10.2025 22:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's no such thing as "settled beyond debate" because some people will debate anything.
25.10.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He doesn't worry about anything except bruises to his ego.
23.10.2025 21:42 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder how the Republican voters will like RFK's lumping of religion with totalitarianism?
22.10.2025 04:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looking forward to the US developing a preference for leaders who know grade-school arithmetic.
16.10.2025 21:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yet somehow their help won't involve any support for parental leave, daycare, fl8xivle work hours, or anything that involves money. It'll almost entirely consist of ititiatives towards making it harder for women not to be pregnant.
16.10.2025 21:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The existence of even one Protestant dismantle the central lie of religion, that it is an innate characteristic from birth and therefore should have human rights awarded to it.
11.10.2025 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You live in the house you do because the previous one was burned down in another war you didn't win.
05.10.2025 20:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Name a *specific* principle used by these projects that's unconstitutional. Don't say "DEI", cite the specific policy text that's in violation.
01.10.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Basically, he's promising to extend what the right decries as "cancel culture" to every cornet of every person's life.
29.09.2025 17:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So all those 70s movies about how bad things were in East Germany & the USSR, were they just sour grapes?
28.09.2025 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you started talking about kids' music, I immediately thought of th 1 2 3 *4* *5* 6 7 8 *9* *10* 11 12 video you brought up. I was also reminded 9f this short about how the music was different in every one of the ~900 episodes of Mr Roger's Neighbouthood: youtube.com/shorts/1d1RJ...
27.09.2025 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The strip would have been about the same vintage as Tom Lehrer's songs.
Unfortunately, I couldn't find the strip in my collections... Too much to search through!