@keltre.bsky.social
Not good! Very bad. She/her
Kinda feel like I have to actually read a JCO book now
11.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't believe this Simpsons joke was real
11.11.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 2 QBs on my fantasy team are this guy and the guy who does his eye black like Anakin Skywalker and I couldn’t be prouder
10.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please get all 3 Action Boyz for this one
05.11.2025 19:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So excited for Huge Boob Corner tonight
05.11.2025 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way the creeps on Tom and Bunny's page talk about Bunny is the same way people talked about the Queen after she died in the CBC comment section
03.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The biggest sickos who've ever lived
02.11.2025 16:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really awful stuff, thanks Blocked Boys!!
31.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0!!!
28.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My fantasy football team is in shambles, the Bills defence is my best player this week
26.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oops!
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26.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jacob Elordi Frankenstein is going to replace Brandon Lee Crow as the go-to Halloween costume for weird creepy guys
26.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A grey and peach cat with white accents squints menacingly at the camera in front of bright floral curtains.
For some reason my vet recorded Heidi's birthday as today even though her birthday is in December but I think I'm going to change it to today because she feels like a Scorpio. Happy new birthday you little goblin!
18.10.2025 00:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Things are finally starting to look up for my fantasy football team
07.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spotted a 45+ year-old-man at the airport in a Harry Potter bomber jacket, his travelling companion was explaining the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches ("and he changed his name to Turd Ferguson!!!")
03.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how I learned Chretien is still alive
Also
Why?
Cool!
30.09.2025 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Drafting a fantasy football team for joke reasons is proving to be a problematic strategy
28.09.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mandy Patinkin very hot in Yentl
28.09.2025 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching Todd Glass’ set at Riyadh on the livestream. He’s got four drummers on stage on the reverb is cranked.
28.09.2025 00:36 — 👍 52 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball
24.09.2025 04:09 — 👍 1874 🔁 354 💬 18 📌 13Lilith Fair Documentary: A welcoming space where women love and support each other and everything functions smoothly because everyone is working as a team.
Woodstock 99 Documentary: Instant Lord of the Flies
Content warning: Mancow jumpscare in the Lilith Fair doc on CBC Gem
21.09.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jimmy Kimmel received blacklash for monsing trunk
18.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My grade 6 teacher brought in a representative for one of the big oil sands companies to tell the class about the wonders of the oil sands. He handed out swag bags that included little dime bags of actual unprocessed oil sand.
16.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nietzsche 🤝 @murderxbryan.bsky.social
Walking alone for 8 hours a day and creating works of philosophical genius
A small grey cat with peach and white markings sits on a bookcase under a window and is looking up at something
A small grey cat with peach and white markings sits on a bookcase under a window and is looking directly at the camera
She’s such a bitch lol
13.09.2025 16:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Action Boyz are the podcast equivalent of Etsy witches
13.09.2025 12:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
