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Probably thinking about music, sport or quiz. Macho himbo who strutted the Croisette wearing a 16 foot python like a stole around his shoulders and neck πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. He/him.

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Just seen the Wolves score

Gang Spurs are so bad.

03.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could you imagine if the super league happened and Spurs were still part of it?

03.03.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would simply not get relegated

02.03.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You listen to one terrible Genesis album and it invades your monthly replay

02.03.2026 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It sort of lost its way a bit in latter half, but satisfied with the ending bar the mild tease for a sequel that wasn't needed.

A really interesting look at guilt and trauma and I figure the fear of Irish expectations on women during the 00s. Good stuff

01.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a nickel for every All The Things She Said needledrops in 2026 TV shows I'd have two nickels etc etc etc

01.03.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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At least 148 dead after reported strike on school, Iran says Iran has blamed the US and Israel for the strike; the US is looking into reports of the incident, while the IDF says it is

Utterly horrifying. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

01.03.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 577    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hungover in a hotel room in Sheffield so I feel like Jarvis Cocker

01.03.2026 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good at one thing in quiz

28.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (12:30pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO)
Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (5:30pm KO)

Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (12:30pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (3pm KO) Nitrogen vs Nitrogen (5:30pm KO)

Here's what today's Premier League fixtures would look like if every team was named after the most common atmospheric gas in their town/city

28.02.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

Who built Sheffield on so many hills?! I have been humbled!

28.02.2026 10:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Win?

28.02.2026 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I would have died.

28.02.2026 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh I’m sure the final night wasn’t special

*handed note off stage*

HE GOT THOMAS BANGALTER TO GO BACK TO BACK WITH DAFT PUNK TRACKS?!

28.02.2026 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the Labour party trying to paint a picture of why you shouldn't vote Green and it's "everyone will take drugs all the time and also engage in fundamentalist Islam"

of course people voted for that, it's Dune. you've invented Dune!

27.02.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13

Don’t get Hatsune Miku tickets Sam

27.02.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tinseltown in the Rain by The Blue Nile on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 1984 Β· Duration 5:57

music.apple.com/gb/album/tin...

27.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT

27.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woke 2.0 is back and it comes with the gym

27.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The second half of this new Gorrillaz album is so so good

27.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They deserve to be humiliated as much as the Tory party has been. Blind ignorance of the issues facing this country, their electorate and why people aren’t voting for them.

You came third in a seat you’ve held for years. Have some fucking shame.

27.02.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JESUS CHRIST

27.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

La Roux doing the Skream remix of In For The Kill would've killed me.

27.02.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gang I really regret not getting Fred Again Ally Pally tickets goddammit.

27.02.2026 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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And Matt Goodwin who DID NOT win

27.02.2026 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1274    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

there’s always loads of jokes after by-elections where people are like β€œthis by-election proves everything i already thought”

problem is this one actually definitely does for me, total vindication for my personal views, i am floating on a cloud of β€œtold you so”, I’m insufferable

27.02.2026 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Ahahahah

Ahhahahahahahahahahah

Ahaahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

27.02.2026 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two episodes in and How To Get To Heaven from Belfast is absolutely brilliant

26.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Contino Sessions by Death In Vegas on Apple Music Album Β· 1999 Β· 23 Songs

Still doing the album challenge. This was today’s. Never heard of them but all sorts of my sorta shit! So good.

music.apple.com/gb/album/the...

26.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canonically bi according to his insta!

26.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0