Sam P

Very funny and a complete riot.

It is an 80 minute pantomime dame performance which is fascinating coming from America

It’s timmmeeeeeeee

OH MY GOD AND THE DARTS STARTS TODAY

Booking the day off after the Christmas party for me to go gym, sauna/plunge pool and the theatre was inspired

We have brought the American's onto our train network

Naomi Osaka's agency doing these bookings too! Not innocent!

Let Trans People Play Sport!

Hi I'm Aryna Sabalenka and I'm going on *checks notes* Piers Morgan's show to decry trans athletes in tennis (0!) while sitting next to *checks notes again* Nick Kyrigos

I'm supporting women :)

morning

This is the shortlist for the BBC's World Sport Personality of the Year.

Once again, they have failed to put Tadej Pogačar 🇸🇮 on the list! How dominant does he have to be? I know they see cycling a valid because G, Cav, Hoy, Pendleton, the Kennys, Wiggins etc have received awards or recognition.

Crying On The Bathroom Floor by MUNA on Apple Music Song · 2017 · Duration 4:15

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Slavia Prague fans with their shirts off

Removed the pride flag so the Slavia Prague fans could take their shirts off and rub up on each other in the away end

Plot twist - I really enjoy a music quiz. More shocking news at 10.

This is my life

Brain of Music tonight and I am both extremely excited and also nervous. I'm in the office just naming the artists of every song played to myself.

Mysterious Skin

When I'm with Him by Empress Of on Apple Music Song · 2018 · Duration 3:13

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The song from the clips on reels/tiktok of John Hamm dancing in the club is annoyingly a banger

Philistines.

A drag queen reading the part of In Search of Lost Time when Proust is explaining involuntary memory while also lipsyncing to Lily Allen

But you're not a stranger madeleine...

I Could Say by Lily Allen on Apple Music Song · 2008 · Duration 4:04

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At a quiz and discovered an entirely new member of the Royal Family

properly nuts that Labour won a huge landslide 18 months ago and they’re already so desperate they’ve running with ‘the Greens want to sell your children heroin’

By my count that's the third Six Point COYS Weekend of 25/26

13/14 September 3-0 West Ham/2-0 Everton
4/5 October 2-1 Leeds/1-0 Brighton
6/7 December 2-0 Brentford/2-1 Villa

Hopefully have a few more if the men can keep up their end of the deal...

it’s not surprising that The Rest Is History have approached the murder of five women as a fun whodunnit, but it is still pretty grim

Bring out a safety car it’d be funny

Decision Review System/Drag Reduction System pair in quiz has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Can’t believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

Elenore (2016 Remaster) by The Turtles on Apple Music Song · 1968 · Duration 2:29

The Turtles wrote “You’re my pride and joy, et cetera” so David Guetta could write “damn you’re a sexy bitch”

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The more I think about it, the more I think it might be the best film of the three, despite it not being my fave.

Suspect it’ll hold up better on a rewatch when I’m not so engrossed in trying to work it all out. Probs my fave Josh O’Connor performance throughout.