Sam P

He looks like he’s about to launch a gay baiting OnlyFans

This country’s political class has such a weird obsession with things that happened decades ago it’s actually wild.

We’ve stagnated both in “productivity” and in the concept of time. Our representatives refuse to believe times have changed and make their points on nostalgia. It’s so weird.

The Olympics were 13 years ago.

Then listen to anything else Jack’s done that works better than anything he’s done in a similar vein with Taylor!

YouTube video by TWOTWVEVO Jeff Wayne - The Eve of the War (Official Audio) ft. Richard Burton, Justin Hayward

Reminder to keep an eye out for green flares coming from Mars at midnight tonight.

Omg it’s Max Martin produced. Colour me intrigued.

If this is another 15 songs of twinkly synths and fast singing over the top of them, I am going to throw Jack Antonoff off a cliff.

… Frank Ocean please respond

Sweet Temptation by Hanna Ferm on Apple Music Song · 2020 · Duration 2:59

Hannah Ferm quickly rerelease this there’s still a chance of Song of the Summer

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WEMBLEY STADIUMMMMMMM

YouTube video by Laser Time Kermit the Frog - Talking Heads "Once in a Lifetime"

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Diet Pepsi (Live from 2025 Las Culturistas Culture Awards) by Ben Platt on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 3:14

Every nepo baby gets one hall pass to actually do something great.

This is Ben Platt’s.

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Anyone who was FUMING about the penalty shootout standard at the recent Euros probable need to keep a low profile for a few days.

I’m really funny

Duh for a 100m race it’s two lengths so you only gotta do one tumble turn

Cranes in the Sky by Solange on Apple Music Song · 2016 · Duration 4:10

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Destination X is a really fun show to make me feel really clever BUT I’m also like… is it because everything is quite easy?

Oh my GOD this Amaarae album

The Subway is going to make such a charge for my most played song for 2025.

Rainbow Laces was a bit shit for many reasons but I do not think this will be any better and I worry the level it’ll come across as LGB not LGBTQIA+

Put the Lucy Dacus version of I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing on streaming

First of all how dare you?

NO CAP by Disclosure & Anderson .Paak on Apple Music

Yooooooooooooooooo

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Las Culturistas Culture Awards are probs the best commitment to the bit I’ve seen in such a long time, it’s so so so funny 😭

WHY WOULD MY LANDLORD SEND A “I’M PUTTING THE RENT UP” EMAIL AT HALF ELEVEN ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT

Son’s probs the most enjoyable footballer I’ve had the honour of watching in person and I’m sad. He deserves the world and I’m so glad he got to finish on the high he deserves. I hope he makes it to the World Cup and retires in style.

Nice one Sonny 🤍🤍🤍

I liked this too! Production is excellent I just thought some of the lyricism was a bit lacking. Need to sit with it a bit more

Came 10th 🫡