@pauljgarth.bsky.social
BAMS Distinguished Story writer (twice!) Midwestern Gothic and Nebraska Noir. Crime fiction. Doom metal. Editor for Rock and a Hard Place magazine. Shotgun Honey alum. Should probably be writing. Might be playing Warhammer
Guy who came home very drunk from the bar last night, threw in the old Argo DVD, then passed out a half hour in, waking up and opening his phone this morning:
Fucking WHAT?!?
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
25.02.2026 17:47 β π 5231 π 1900 π¬ 28 π 65Curious about how to integrate research into your historical crime fiction without resorting to the dreaded info-dump? Join this #writing class Iβm teaching next month with Rock and a Hard Place Press! Lnk in π§΅to register!
25.02.2026 17:15 β π 13 π 9 π¬ 1 π 4Hello, while everyone is distracted by the State of the Union (which, I assure you, is bad!) I will take this moment to confess my complete obsession with Charlie XCXβs HOUSE.
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Tiffany Hanssen talks about the inspiration and writing process for her debut novel, MY NAME WAS GERRY SASS, in this interview with @publisherswkly.bsky.social
https://bit.ly/4cIWjuy
I know saying something as simple as βthe world we address is the world we createβ is a gross oversimplification and may seem to some as either an acceptance of too much power or a gross rejection of same power.
And yet!
I truly believe we would live in a very different world if the people we, as a society, looked to for wisdom took the time to understand even the most basic elements of magic.
22.02.2026 03:50 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0i'm not telling anyone what to do but tbh even ironically engaging in the sudden onslaught of using terms like max and mog feels extremely astroturfed and i'm just not doing it, that shit's a tulpa, man all of it is tulpas you don't have to substantiate the tulpa man
22.02.2026 03:32 β π 268 π 41 π¬ 7 π 2I basically think there are two kinds of people in this world. Silent Hill people and Resident Evil people.
17.02.2026 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Valiantly resisting the urge to just get drunk and play Resident Evil 4 until 1am
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Oh, I didnβt mean stories from those areas arenβt valid or boring, only that those seem to be the default settings for urban stories (usually by people not from either of those places).
I just want people from, like, Tucson, to look towards Phoenix for their stories instead of LA.
The other thing about midsize cities? Theyβre close enough to rural areas you can play with that sandbox too. Career women tangled up with killers from the sticks, etc. tons of room to tell more stories were not seeing. I just need people to send us those stories.
10.02.2026 00:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As an editor at one of these places, I can say confidently we *desperately* want more urban stories. ESPECIALLY ones that arenβt set in NY or LA. Show us what happens in Charleston or Cleveland or Denver! These mid size urban populations are slept on!
10.02.2026 00:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Dude had me throwing all kinds of questions to myself.
09.02.2026 04:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone get Richard Sherman in front of a camera *this second*
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Remember that year the Super Bowl was stuffed to the goddamn brim with crypto commercials?
Just something Iβm thinking about watching all this AI shit. Thatβs all.
If you want people to leave you alone to enjoy all your nerdery, you don't get to belittle their nerdery. That's hypocrisy.
Yes, this is a skeet for anyone who uses the word "sportsball".
I shall let it abide here till the White Whale is dead
NEW THIS SUMMER from RHP Press: WAVES OF BURDEN. The new novel from Anthony Award-winning author @curtisippolito.bsky.social. You don't want to miss this one.
07.02.2026 20:08 β π 20 π 10 π¬ 2 π 6People: 8-Month-Old Baby Goes Viral After Hairdresser Mom Gave Her a 'Fresh' Set of 22 Inch Extensions (Exclusive)
Baby with 22inch hair extensions
This photo is funnier than it has any business being
people.com/hairdresser-...
THIS MONTH ON STONE'S THROW: Photographers say the camera helps distance them from their subjects. But sometimes it brings them even closer. Read @fugitivecourier.bsky.social's great story today: bit.ly/45EN7mS
07.02.2026 15:15 β π 10 π 4 π¬ 0 π 2Thinking about making my entire personality βa metalhead who unironically thinks cheap trick fucking rulesβ.
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James Sallis passed today. If you only know him from DRIVE you are missing out on his incredible work
RIP to a true master
Okay I was already in you didnβt need to sell me so hard
30.01.2026 03:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs a hell of a sentence and now Iβm very intrigued
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