⟭⟬ Sprite and Hoseok⁷ ⟬⟭

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oh chopsticks! yes. and i was just trying to be funny about the stopper because i’m a 🤡

and this better be a straw and a cork/stopper.
not, errrr, a plug of the butt variety

there were no descriptions with the merch preview on the website i saw, but please let these be candles.
not, um, beads

merch preview means that i’m totaling up my future credit card bill, and it’s looking phat as phuck

www.ptkorea.com/586694/

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i rlly rlly hope netflix understands that their service needs to be ready to handle army logging in and streaming at the same time.

millions of us watched jk sleep.
we crash sites constantly when tickets or merch is involved.

if netflix crashes during the concert? we’re gonna riot.

nah, what we got here isn’t attack on bangtan.

it’s attack on army 💀💀

welp. clearly i’m in this bangtan shit for life

SO as a baby army i saw some awful videos about how yoongi HATES jimin and mistreats him (cause they got creative with the editing) so at first i didn’t like yoongi at all. oh, how wrong i was. he’s all at once the badass king rapper spitting fire and the softest, littlest bean. god i love bangtan

it’s been too long
TOO LONG I SAY

#CountdownToARIRANG 💜

"Let's get back out there"

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i hope they DO read the fics!!

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well, here’s hoping!!

i saw a clip from a neurologist that says it’s harder to quit smoking than it is to stop doing hard druggs. good for you for quitting. 💜💜

behold.

the light bringer.

this reminded me that i’ll be (hopefully?) getting a banner at the concert. it will be my first one. im SO EXCITED GAH

all concerts get them right? or not?

somebody gonna have to catch me up 😭😭

HOLY SHIT IM
ABOUT TO GO INTO THERAPY AND I AM MISSING THE LIVE AHHHH

also they can get drippy

makes kitty go purrrrr

like, i just want to see it up close.
i don’t NEED to touch it

but i wanna

oh sure he’s adorable
but he’ll also fuck up your head, heart, and underwear

all of the jk navel shots are unraveling me hahaha

news you can use!

the most beautiful panties in life

Bangtan on stage during their Yet To Come in Busan concert.

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you had me at bullet vibrator

why does joon in sunglasses SLAP

i was not even planning on being a fan but someone twatted that k-pop dances were insane. i watched Danger dance practice and 🤯 then 😍 and finally 💜

namjoon seems to forget that THIS is where he started