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Rhys Knott

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The embodiment of mediocrity. Unlike swearing I'm big but not clever. Sports nerd. Lover of music and my own self importance. Imaginary writer, available for work. All nonsense my own.

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Why Trading for David Montgomery Doesn’t Fix the Texans A great philosopher once wrote, “May your hands always be busy, may your feet always be swift, may you have a strong foundation”. That…

I'm a huge DeMeco Ryans fan, and the Texans' defense is so much fun to watch, so their complete inability to fix their offense is extremely frustrating.
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Like, I get that it's the Cowboys and jerry gonna jerry, but with all the draft picks they've got Dallas should be a serious team this year.

09.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone who is sending shade Audi Crooks way has a serious misunderstanding of athletes and elite performance.

She's pretty much a basketball superhero!

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This read did my heart good

09.03.2026 13:37 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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holy shit

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Thanks, just thinking about that made me feel a bit ill. Hopefully he gets drafted by an actual good team.

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Even though this class is loaded with DB's, I'm still genuinely surprised more people don't love this guy.

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Nor are they making art.

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The War on the Headphone-Free Barbarian Has Finally Begun — Joe Daly Sound the klaxon and brace for turbulence: civilisation has finally declared war on the headphone-free barbarian. United Airlines is leading the charge , with a new policy that drags its crosshairs o...

Joe Daly is a genius.
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I thought this was a joke, but "Ms Badenoch has ranked MPs based on how well they are performing on X" is an actual quote from this article.

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Jarred Gillet is never not trying to get everyone who watches football at it 🫨

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What the FUCK are yall eating

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This looks like an event in the Enhanced Games

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Bombing oil refineries and desalination plants isn’t what you do when you want to “liberate” a country.

They’re what you do when you want to destroy it.

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They will pry my kazoo from my cold, dead hands.

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Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

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Leicester had essentially formed the maul that they scored from before the ball had even been thrown into the line out, but none of the officials seemed to realise 🤣

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This Northampton squad has suffered a real dicks for fingers epidemic in Exeter.

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There was a bit of reverse swing on that line out throw from Heaven. Probably shouldn't have polished one side of the ball before he let it go

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Curry and naan 🫓 from our Sikh friends up the road

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This game at Sandy Park is just

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Genuinely thought Curtis Langdon had moved to France

08.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zack Wimbush and Bryn Bradley in the centres for Wales would be hilarious. I'm still not entirely convinced Wimbush does enough with what he's got, but two giants in midfield would certainly keep opposing ball carriers honest 🤣

08.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It'd be cheaper and easier to just burn some sage

08.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Exeter should win this at a canter, but that seems

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I thought Stormy space weather sued Donald Trump?

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Northampton aren't really doing a whole lot, Exeter appear to have hired a shit trumpet player to play "music" in the breaks in play.

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A milk carton filled with mysterious blue liquid on the street expiration date March 17

A milk carton filled with mysterious blue liquid on the street expiration date March 17

Oh wow this free milk is good for another 10 days

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