yourbabysister

Damn, bunny got got

"It's knowledge I lack! I'm stupid!"
- beastmoder. 2026

Not my, words, yours

yeah, it's a very common mistake due to comparison/time, the reason I have it baked in is due to coding and math, where if -> then is common

The film is actually delighful as long as you don't think too much about it, which is why she likes it apparently

Intuition, that's stuff like survival instinct right?

Never heard of it

the english degree has to count for something

Big dumb beast is jealous of my wit... delightful

it should be "then", not "than", as you are making use of a conditional clause. Even though you are comparing two things, which would imply "than", when used in a conditional clause, you have a resultative construction, which necessitates "then"
🤓👆

(all lighthearted, sorry if it came across rude)

Saying this with a spelling error in the same post is... bold

Black and white photo of myself posing with a chastity cage, wearing nothing but latex gloves, a rubber hood and cross shaped nipple pasties, the latex and my silhouette blends into the shadows making it unclear where the darkness ends and I begin

Chastity is a virtue 🖤

Wife tells her Husband that their babysitter is still struggling with gender and body dysmorphia. She tells him that it’d mean a lot to the young girl if he molested and even fucked her the next time she’s over like all of her cis friends have been while babysitting…

Got a new any% wr at the dungeon by safeword-cancelling the restraining on frame 1, allowing me to no-clip through the St. Andrews cross into the changing rooms, allowing me to skip the spank-split, changing speedrunning history forever

Until john42 came and did this..

*Summoning salt music plays*

your personal guardian angel. ♡

She beat my bottom till I squirt in her mouth, call me a bottle of ketchup

Common courtesy isn't as common anymore, huh?

Where I'm from, once someone apologizes, you stop beating them.

What you definitely don't do is keep hitting and administer pre-punishment for behavior that hasn't even happened yet

Apparently the work around to brats with a smart mouth is turning them into puppies who shouldn't speak.

Crazy that they haven't patched this exploit of the mechanics in 2026

Delinquent City Girl sent to her Aunt’s farm to lean some work ethic and manners.

Everything she owns is confiscated at the door and all she’s given to wear is a pair of too small overalls.

Her first chore is to measure the cock length of each stud horse before breeding season starts…

Friend group who refuses to let me eat or drink anything until at least one of them has cum in it.

Swirling yuri in a wine glass and sniffing it.

Sets it back on the table, disappointed

“Waiter, you told me this yuri was toxic. Clearly, you gave me supportive and affirming yuri by mistake. Take it back. And don’t you dare look at me in the eyes, girl.”

So, everyone saying that pull-ups aren't absorbent was just fkin lying huh

or so I've heard

Beautiful, lithe boys, wincing from their sweaty skin sizzling against searing hot wood in the sauna as their tongues are busy licking the sweat from the pits and crotch of their owner, who himself is sitting comfortably on a fluffy towel~

🥵

The differentiation between pull-ups and diapers is merely due to product liability issues.

Saying pull-ups aren't diapers is capitalist propaganda

I was still on your lap and couldn't stop myself

I understand fully. Truly, I get it🫡

Ask bun how long it took from having my ass beat for me to start bratting again

It is, until you're bent over their knees, crying, sobbing, apologizing and begging them to stop, only for them to list the instances in which you ran your mouth

Or, to put it more eloquently:
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed!"

Reposting due to current relevance

Oh my sweet summer child... All the risks I took were calculated too.... But apparently bun is really bad at math, so that 2+3 suddenly equals 50 beatings to the nuts

We should really get them some tutoring

Ok thats accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Skill issue tbh

Nahh, you're a big soft bunny baby