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Keep Calm & Spice Up Your Life; Bull; He-Him; Professional Multitasker; Consumer Whore; CrossFit Noob; HUGE Spice Girls & Kylie fan; PokΓ©mon Trainer; Roofur suiter; πŸ”ž https://linktr.ee/HornetV2

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Wednesday WOD

10:00 Double unders practice

Then 16:00 for
-800 m run buy in
Followed by an AMRAP of
-15 calories on rower
-20 ground to overhead 45lbs plate
-20 kettlebell sumo deadlift high pull 53lbs

Score: AMRAP rounds and reps: 2 + 6 Rx

Cash out: 500m row

05.03.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure

05.03.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Close to 2 hours and the stand for Venusaur is done. I’m gonna stop now. Shall continue later on

05.03.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll have to start with box 1 just in case some parts in here are used on the next box

05.03.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Venusaur is 28 bags of pieces… 😱

05.03.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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It even comes in smaller boxes

05.03.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alright! It’s time!!!

05.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure thing!

04.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Zipper a button shirts are your friends. But also can never go wrong shirtless

04.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would definitely love you to be the giver!

04.03.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shirts are a big no. Have you tried putting one on with your horns on the way?

04.03.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Idea: chastity bras for bulls. Preventing them from milking and increasing nipple hypersensitivity.
πŸ₯΅

04.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been curious myself about those chastity bras for bulls

04.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Some bulls enjoy the hypersensitivity! You should see their content in OnlyBovines

04.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll get used to it.

Pro tips:
Workout helps a lot with the mood swings and anger.
Milk your nipples at least 3 times a week to prevent hypersensitivity and accidental leaks.

04.03.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had completely forgotten they made TWO movies of it

04.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And funny that in middle school everyone made fun of me for that. :p

04.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1997 please

04.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I weird for never finding the appeal of Five Nights at Freddys? πŸ€”

04.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky:

04.03.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Bud, this is your space and you do you. I hope you can find a new job soon and things start to look brighter, you deserve it.

04.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That scene was something πŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes! The cereal who likes their balls in men’s mouths.

04.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They sell a lot of products at my gym. Good brand!

04.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Activity is more accurate.

04.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me 90% at the time at work. Right now dealing with a designer who can’t even read his own work

04.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still I don’t think that qualifies as a sport…

04.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I still don’t understand why golf is considered a sport?

04.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good!

04.03.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0