Memento Kors

Elegant @fauxbiwankenobi.bsky.social

Pride and prejudice rerelease with the loml. Happy ten years together @fauxbiwankenobi.bsky.social

My actual pronouns are do not/perceive me, but that's a bit of a head scratcher to most people so I just go with "they/them"

Double it and give it to US

Go EGLSES!

Take their breath away. Look them in the eye and say "don't you threaten me with a lawful good time" #d&d #makeitweird #getsuperweird #roleplay

YOU CAN SWIPE ON YOUR HUAWEI WITHOUT TOUCHING THE SCREEN?!

THE CAR IS ITS OWN POWER STATION?!

I'm not on rednote, but I saw a video from it about the BYD dolphin car and Huawei phones and I'm furious that this beautiful pastel tech is being denied to us because they're "too competitive" GIVE ME A PRETTY PINK CAR WITH SELF CLOSING DOORS DAMNIT!

Who made this 🤣

I really like an undercooked cookie that isn't super sweet, so crumbl hits the spot from time to time for me, but I do UNDERSTAND the hate they get

Wildly disappointed in our society that "I want to live in a Hobbit house, collect books, and eat seven meals a day" isn't a more valid life aspiration

#lotr #books #food #cozycore

People who own SUVs and other large cars, who do not know how to pilot SUVs and other large cars. That's it. That's the post everyone.

I truly don't think there's anything more American than handing your personal data to a foreign app in response to a fascist government policy. We all have ODD. Die mad about it.

Supper! We did it!!
#lotr #lordoftherings #returnoftheking #iwouldhavefollowedyouintomordor

Dinner 🍽️😋
Almost finished with our mini Hobbit feast
#lotr
#lordoftherings
#returnoftheking
#dinner

Afternoon tea with Lil' Tomatah. What a freaky freaky freakyyyyyy guy.
#lotr #returnoftheking #afternoontea

Luncheon 🥰
#lotr #lordoftherings #thetwotowers #hobbitfeast #luncheon

Elevenses
#lotr #lordoftherings #elevenses #karlurbanthoooooooo

"We've had breakfast, aye, but what about second breakfast?!"
#lotr #lordoftherings #extendededitionmarathon #secondbreakfast

For it is no shame to celebrate a simple life... Is a reminder that I'm a Hobbit through and through.
#firstbreakfast #lotr #marathon

Watching people go crazy over the new PETA video as if PETA has been a reputable source for anything in the past 20 years.
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Watching people go crazy over the new PETA video as if meat processing plants haven't been slowly disregulated over the past ten years

There are two wolves inside me.

There's so much content and the lore is so big that it takes less effort to just leave people alone than to make them miserable for liking what they like. I can't make the toxicity in the fan base make sense.

two cats playing with lightsabers on a couch . ALT: two cats playing with lightsabers on a couch .

Now that the semester's almost wrapped up, it's time to dump all my hyperfixation on a new star wars TTRPG

Packing. A full story in two pictures

Whoever's idea it was to make a dinosaur fossil pop figure deserves a raise. Look at this cool lil' guy