*whispers* Do it anyway~

I can say for certain I've never done 1, 3, 6, 9 or 12. And I don't think we had a collection of encyclopedias growing up either. We had this huge Random House encyclopedia, it had to have been like the dictionary and phone book put together, it was THICC.

He makes it look so easy...

(Because for him, it is)

Terry: ... Worth it

Terry: *sees his hometown smothered by Eileen's bust* Well, I guess I'm not from Boston anymore... I'm from Breaston 😝
Eileen: *pit bull giantess groans*

My headspace right now is basically:

- Mamdami and the Ds in NJ and VA won, and that's good
- But also not unexpected, given polls and how these places voted previously
- There's still literally an entire calendar year before the midterms and who knows what might happen between now and then

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... have at you!"

*tosses giant glass and destroys Belmont*

"... Well, that was easy"

He would probably enjoy it... a bone makes this dog very happy~

Okay but hear me out... Blowvember (cock)

*somewhere in Britain, a huge lion wearing 3D specs has appeared and is calling out for "Wendy"*

You need only have ever watched the scene in Bambi where the Prince of the Forest first appears tbh

Bucks are majestic AF

That's kinda who she's always been tho

Terry: I've been told I have pretty big tits 😏

a man wearing a purple vest and bow tie is sitting at a desk in an office . ALT: a man wearing a purple vest and bow tie is sitting at a desk in an office .

D20 on Day Five was really like:

Andi, D'Angelo, Lizzimba, Maya & Wendy all come to play a game of growth.
In front of them a D20.
They must roll daily over 5 days until they roll a 20.
If they roll 1 - 17 they lose that in inches
18 = Grow 1ft
19 = Revert to normal and x2 the pot
20 = Win the pot. All inches lost in this round.

What, it's an honest mistake... I got fat fingers and the two quotation marks are right next to each other~

*misinputs 1" as 1'*

Oops~

Been too long since I last posted Gunnar and his boyfriend Avory being lewd together... let's fix that... have these two studs frotting~

🎨 @rebelnightwolfe.bsky.social
Avory belongs to @avianbritish.bsky.social

"There is a perfectly reasonable explanation"

The explanation: they gay 🏳️‍🌈

I hope this one tastes like beef 🤤

@lizzimba.bsky.social BIG lion 👀

His Dad totally pushed him into sports when he was little, didn't he?

🎨 @xmonstadogx.bsky.social

This one isn't as cummy but, any excuse to post more of Terry and Drew being gay AF

#BlueskyCumout

We're protesting Bluesky's recent decisions with #BlueskyCumout... with some thick loads of course ^^

🎨 by @gardenkaiser.bsky.social featuring my best horny himbo friend @bigced.bsky.social 💪🍆💦

Wow... Daddy's boy is big 💦🍆👀

*orders literally everything*
*benches the truck*
*refuses to elaborate*
*leaves*

It keeps spreading... it seems to have infected his sabertooth tiger girlfriend... now she looks like the Hulk, and she's smashing the lockers 👀

Oh... it's not just him... some old Texan wolf just started chewing him out for him and his teammates "looking like they ate steroids for breakfast"...

And now the wolf's chest is blowing up... oh no~