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a re-elect Jaime Andrade

Albany Park, I love you so much

Many of Jaime Andrade’s newest signs have now been amended to make clear who purchased them (Draft Kings, under a newly formed PAC attempting to obscure themselves as the purchaser)

I don't think there's any food more disappointing than cold, leftover french fries

" ever since he was a little boy his dream was to die bleeding in the mud for the host of Celebrity Apprentice"

Cops love to help their little Nazi buddies hurt us. They don’t keep us safe.

Thread. There are a lot of Super PACs with non-descript, even pleasant sounding names, that are throwing millions into Democratic primary elections in order to boost the crappiest Dem candidates (like the one, below)

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Timeline Cleanse: Big Bear Bald Eagle Cam
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It makes perfect sense to a narcissistic idiot who watches nothing but Fox News, has probably never read a real book, and swims in the filth of his own social media platform.

Pinch of flour. Salt at least has flavor

Cover of the graphic novel "Persepolis" by Majane Satrapi

Good night

People remember that it was American meddling that pushed Iran to wind up with a Theocratic government in the first place, right? Right?

OMG Capybara is my spirit animal

It's a good thing litter doesn't vote (aka mailers and signs).

"Elderly, incoherent pedophile clad in a cheap baseball hat announces unauthorized war" really captures this moment in history.

AI LLM hasn't been trained on Iran yet

We had one of these in our basement growing up. You know, for kids!

A screenshot from the arcade game Missile Command showing lines of missiles coming down towards a row of Houses

Gen X Anxiety realized. Going back to bed sounds like a good plan.

Looney Toons volume of mail from sleazy 40th District state rep Jaime Andrade. This was today’s alone. As a survivor of the Natalie Toro campaign, I am hoping they reach the same fate—quick. No one needs this much Andrade!

I was hoping for this!

Both my dentist and mammogram appointments were not only on-time, but early. I have the rest of today off work in case appointments went long and the sun is shining. I feel like maybe I should buy a lottery ticket

I mean, maybe they don't? Saddled with loan debt, never knowing the thrill of Lawn Darts?

It took me forever to realize that millennials and Zs use the 😭 (tears pouring down) emoji for laughter. I was like "Why are you sad??"

I don't pay attention to sportsballs, but I do pay attention to misinformation. The whole "Women's hockey team parties with Stanley Tucci while the men have cold Big Macs" is false. Tucci took the women's team out, in Italy, before they won. Still a very cool thing, but facts matter.

Screenshot from a weather forecast. Current temp: 30 Today's high: 61 Tomorrow: 36

Welcome to Chicago

Mike will tell you that I occasionally start singing the Hamster Dance for no reason.

So it becomes "what will we do with thousands of unemployed, armed, choads?" That's called "Tuesday" in America...

I was ecstatic to wake up at 6:30 to sunlight until I realized that stupid DST will plunge mornings back into darkness in a couple weeks.