A New Soda Called "Mountain Crazy"

Hate it when a henchman comes up to me, like: "Hey, listen up, Mac. Me and the boys bin thinkin..."

It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?

famous dril candles tweet

"someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe how in the modern economy, it's difficult to keep your family alive while still buying all the candles you need

If you don't have cellulite, you're not a PAWG. In fact, if you don't have cellulite, you're NOTHING

If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)

AAHHHHH!!!!

BAKOON @BAKKOOONN 9 Jan 2014 "im fingerng your wifes pussy you idiot. she loves it, says not to come back from the moon. your son calls me dad" (*vintage coloring page depiction of smiling Richard Nixon on the phone, caption 'President Nixon takes to the astronauts on the moon.'*)

'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'

putting an entire Oreo in your mouth

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

Return of the Cmonmac... @cmonm... • 9h If Dracula offered you a blowjob would you take it? • 60 ••• Bruce Follow @jwbfat16.bsky.social Tens of millions of US voters did, three times.

Happy Halloween! 🧛‍♂️👻🧟‍♂️

happy Halloween

The scariest thing about vampires is their bloodsucking habits imply that their ecological niche is to provide a reliable source of protein to herbivore megafauna that we don't even KNOW about

I was walking through the sand,
Late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
A head from the sand began to rise
And suddenly, to my surprise
Ozymandius
He said look and despair
Ozymandius
But there were no works there,
Ozymandius
I beheld just sand
Ozymandius
In that antique land

Spanish gets an honorable mention for "¿adónde?", but they already made the list and "to where?" is too different from just "where?" imo

The Spanish language ate with "¿quién es?" and the Japanese language ate with "kore wa nan desu ka?". I think the French "pourquoi?" is pretty solid, but I'm open to other alternatives. What do we think the best words/phrases for "where?" and "when?" are?

You gotta give it the hell up for the Spanish language. Sometimes you hear something mysterious and you literallyyyyyyyyyy just have to ask "¿quién es...?"

11YO came into our bed at 5am like “look, I liked Alien but it didn’t scare me, and the alien from Alien doesn’t scare me, but I had a dream where one was here, and like, what’s the plan? If one was outside the window right now what would we do?”

You didn’t hear this from us, but the Old English word 'sibb' meant “related by blood.”

This is where we get the 'sibling.'

And 'godsibb' essentially meant “godparent.”

Over time, it came to mean "close friend."

Now it is something we share w/ close friends...

'gossip.'

Weird little math coincidence of the day: arctan(3/2)=1 within an error of 1.8%

Mike Flanagan Carrie

and they saying its "SEASON ONE"

this is going to be a all time mid show thats awful i know it

by the end of season 1 she is going to go "Maybe im finally ready to go to highschool and be....carrie. I hope i dont get bullied!"

An ad for Tunies, featuring the words "Hot Dog" with a picture of a hot dog in a bun in the letter "o" in "dog". There is an illustration of a pack of rectangular "tunies" in the bottom right corner, along with a description of the various ways of how you can prepare them

An ad for Tunies, featuring an image of a boy about to bite into a rectangular tuna slab on a bun. At the bottom is a picture of a tunie casserole in a crock, and an illustration of cans of Tunies

Tunies (circa 1957-circa 1967): A line of skinless, tuna fish-franks, meant to be eaten like hot dogs. They were the brainchild of William Lane, who developed them as a meatless option for Catholics, along with tuna cocktail weenies (Mar-Tunies) and tuna salami (Sea-Lomi)

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record

Airspeed

xkcd.com/3161/

Freak lil, sneaky lil, creepy lil whack bitch
Zachary Oyama, Grandma Sweetie on the Ratfish

Let me relax a bit, I think I need to cool it off
The Master, Margarita, famous book by Bulgakov

Philip Larkin’s this be the verse mangled into Ozymandias, the text reads They Oz you up, your mandyias. They may not mean to, but they do. They give you vast and trunkless legs A sunken shattered visage too. But they were Ozzed up in their turn By Mandyias upon the sand Who half the time had wrinkled lips And half in sneering cold command. Oz hands on mandyias to man. Like mighty works atop a shelf Look on them early as you can Ye mighty and despair yourself

Political experts paint an increasingly dire picture. They expect that by 2035 the US will turn into a lawless wasteland called the Battlerealm. Their analysis predicts everyone will fight to obtain Skaxx, a street drug that makes you good at karate

i do like this. I have been using transsexual for myself bc the idea that sex is immutable is a cornerstone of modern transphobia. I want to emphasize its mutability & that my sex HAS changed, not in a misguided attempt to change transphobes minds but to provide a counter narrative for the ignorant