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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

"Known by WHOM? Who calls her that?"

"Well, me, for one."

"Isn't her name Leanne?"

"Queen of the Blood Wolves, Bringer of Woe, Wearer of Bikini Tops Sometimes."

Only reason I logged in was to scream accolades about #superman. @jamesgunn.bsky.social made the best Superman movie in .... hell I don't know, years. Decades. Its pure heart was so refreshing. Casting that was way closer to perfect than outright annoying helped a lot too.

I'm seeing WAY too much politics here, so here's a photo of the pie I made. It's made from fresh peaches! It has no political affiliation at all, just to be clear.

The idea that a rectal exam involves a practitioner going into your ass all the way to his armpit cracked me up WAAAAY more than I thought it would. 🤣

Does "unprepared" mean "alive".....?

This one is a little too subtle for me. I feel like I'm missing some nuanced subtext.

So for the first time in about half a year, a tiny bit of moisture fell from the sky around Phoenix. It did diddly shit for the plants, but it did make a pretty cool sunrise rainbow. Very faint, so I amped up the colors in the photo.

Also, owww, my mouth. What's the deal with flu (or normal cold, or seasonal sniffle, or COVID, or bird flu, whatever the fuck ails me) amplifying my pain receptors? These canker sores are days old now and will be healed by tomorrow, there's no way they should still be hurting. This is some bullshit.

Owwwww, my lungs.

Great, now I want peas. When will the UK start exporting those things? Stop hoarding them all!

You'd think the internet would have made that possible by now.

Wait, crap.

I hate making brand new posts when I sign up to a new social media platform. Maybe I'll just skip it this time.