Reverend Aiden

JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK. American troops are now actively being told that we're waging a holy war on Iran. That Trump is divinely ordained by God to usher in ARMAGEDDON and trigger the fucking rapture. A SUICIDAL DEATH CULT IS RUNNING THE FUCKING PENTAGON.

FUCKING CHRIST! We're up to 6 US soldiers dead at this point. Reports coming in that the number of severely wounded American troops is far greater than currently being reported by the government. If so, that means service members on their death bed are being swept under the rug.

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER! I'm traumatized by those pics of Trump's rotting face. The flesh eating bacteria gnawing away at his saggy necrotic flesh. Looks like an undead STD infested vagina. I don't think I'll ever be able to eat again. I don't think I'll ever be able to fuck again.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE ON TRUMP'S FUCKING FACE!? I'd post it, but it's so foul it damn well might violate obscenity laws. It looks like a bacteria is actively eating his flesh and forming a wound on his face that resembles a syphilis infested vagina. UNDEAD NECROTIC FREAK!

Billions of humans glued to screens watching a never ending stream of fresh war porn. Massacres being launched by nation states looking to churn out "fire content." This is the terminally idiotic timeline we live in. Steadily marching towards our own extinction.

BREAKING: A U.S. F-15 FIGHTER JET JUST WENT DOWN IN KUWAIT. Iran says it shot it down. America is claiming technical difficulties or friendly fire. Nobody knows which of these two lying terrorist states to believe. A $100 million jet destroyed, but the pilot fortunately lived.

Well, Christian extremists, it looks like not even your God and the fucking Iron Dome are keeping Jerusalem safe right now. Multiple direct hits. If I actually believed in your religious mind rot, I'd say your God is clearly forsaking you and the supposed "holy land." This is spiraling FAST.

The problem with a president telling blatant lies about even small stuff is that it makes it hard to believe anything they say when it comes to important shit. Especially war. I don't believe a single goddamn war update Trump puts out until it's verified independently.

Only a matter of time before Trump has Tulsi claiming our troops have found "proof of election hacking" in Iran. Trump will try to use this war to declare a national emergency and take over elections before the mid-terms. Every city will become a clusterfuck like Minneapolis.

America and Israel just killed over 80 little girls in Iran. They won't be the last. I clearly despise Islamism and wish the worst for Iran's leadership, but right now America is the greatest existential threat the globe has ever known. A monstrous, belligerent force of evil.

Wars will now break out across the Middle East between Muslim neighbors while America and Israel salivate, aiming to feast on the carcass and size up high value real estate. Seems to be the plan, one that will quite literally blow up in our fucking faces. Total clusterfuck.

A senile reality star sex predator born with a silver spoon up his ass is our president. He is actively being blackmailed and bribed by foreign powers to sacrifice American blood and treasure. Humanity has never been closer to a nuclear holocaust. Anyways, have a nice weekend!

I can't get over how fucking weird it was that Lutnick listed all the ages of the kids he was bringing to Epstein Island. I mean what the actual fuck.

SWEET FUCKING LUCIFER! DHS MURDERED A BLIND REFUGEE IN BUFFALO! Left him stranded miles from home in the LETHAL cold. I fucking live in this city and run up a massive heating bill, yet still get cold as fuck. THIS WAS FUCKING MURDER!

It's absolutely fucking hilarious to see so many former q-Anon pizza gate freaks scold me for being a wild conspiracy theorist. You literally built your entire personality off this shit and now you want everyone to chill out and contemplate innocent explanations? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagine being a young girl, getting violated and tortured by Donald Trump, and then when you look FBI agents in the eyes and tell your story, you are called crazy, told you should be committed to a psyche ward, and accused of lying because an election is about a year away. EVIL!

"If Trump really was guilty of hurting kids it would have come out by now." Oh yeah? Not when victims look FBI agents in the eyes and tell of their abuse, only to be DISMISSED AND HAVE THE FUCKING INTERVIEWS BURRIED! Maxwell got these interviews as discovery. Her blackmail.

Trump has been CAUGHT HIDING EVIDENCE OF HIM RAPING AND TORTURING A GIRL UNDER 16. Multiple FBI interviews with an Epstein victim laid out this horrid abuse back in his 1st term. Trump's FBI FUCKING BURRIED IT THEN AND THEY STILL FUCKING ARE! OUR PRESIDENT IS A LEGIT PEDO!

TRUMP IS GUILTY AS SHIT! The DOJ has been caught withholding at least 50 pages of notes from an FBI interview with a woman who accused Trump of violating her as a minor. Ghislaine Maxwell has these documents, thus all the puppy time and pampering she's currently enjoying.

This dude goes harder paint than any other account. Been following since twitter days. Dude is a loaded 44 mag.

MURDER AT MAR-A-LAGO! Supposedly the deceased was running around with a gas can and a shot gun. At least that's what they want us to think. I talked to Jesus and he told me Barron Trump killed that motherfucker and used his skin to make Stephen Miller a speedo. I put that on God.

Yes, Trump. Clearly, the best way to handle this is to personally insult Justices Roberts, Barrett, and Gorsuch. In fact, look them right in the eye and tear them a new asshole during the State of the Union. I want you to viciously mock Barrett for adopting a herd of kids from shithole countries.

After we shove a big blue dick up MAGA's ass in the mid-terms, we damn well better investigate where EVERY FUCKING PENNY OF THIS TARIFF MONEY WENT. I reckon we'll find the vast majority made its way to the Trump crime family. Pam Bondi needs a new face soon and that ain't cheap.

Never let Republicans forget they promised voters a nice fat tariff check! Aw, looks like that's not happening. But, CALM YOUR TITS! We still got a DOGE dividend! Oh, that's right. The brollectual billionaire running it got bored after he killed a bunch of kids in Africa.

No president has ever been cucked so bad on the world stage. This motherfucker legit held the global economy hostage. Trump aimed a gun at the head of our ALLIES and made them grovel before him. Demanded they love bomb him like some demented diva. Only to find out IT'S A PROP.

JESUS CHRIST, CORPSE ON A FUCKING STICK! The Supreme Court just smacked the cellulite and Oompa Loompa whore makeup off Trump's big fat necrotic ass. His tariffs were struck down, which begs the question: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS NOW?

Trump will wait until market closes on Friday to start a war with Iran, but crypto is gonna get absolutely nuked again. Come on, Bitcoin. Go down to 50k! Fuck you too, Ethereum! BLEED! Make these shorts fucking print. I have a deep financial incentive to see crypto bros eat shit and lose everything.

I gotta give respect to Stephen Colbert for shoving a big blue dick up the ass of CBS on his way out. Genuine hilarity when you give a true comedian no fucks left to give.

I'm never saying a single goddamn bad word about Jasmine Crockett. Fuck you. Will James Talarico appeal to the dead-behind-the-eye bible banging dipshits in Texas? Yes. Because of this, I tolerate the Jesus shit. But Jasmine? A future Attorney General I can fucking believe in.

MAGA must pay for Pam Bondi. We must select the most shamelessly partisan and openly vengeful Attorney General imaginable. I want an Attorney General with a grudge. One guided by a deep personal motivation to destroy the genetic septic tank Trump calls a family tree.