Reverend Aiden

LETITIA JAMES ESCAPES POLITICAL PERSECUTION ONCE AGAIN! A federal grand jury made the RARE decision of rejecting an indictment. When you staff the DOJ with clout whore skank walkers (a gender neutral description), you end up spreading your cheeks and getting railed in court.

AT NO FUCKING POINT did Biden ACTUALLY FALL ASLEEP in that ill fated debate. He was sleepy and stuttered a bit and suddenly it was the end of the fucking world. But Trump LITERALLY FALLS ASLEEP IN TELEVISED MEETINGS WITH WORLD LEADERS. Fucking crickets. The press can eat a dick.

HOW MANY MORE FUCKING TIMES DOES TRUMP NEED TO NOD OFF IN PUBLIC BEFORE THE MEDIA STATES THE OBVIOUS? At this point, Trump could yank his pants down and flick his little love nub in full view of the camera. Jake Tapper would call it a perfectly normal act of senior citizen self-care.

YouTube video by Jack Cocchiarella Trump NUKED By RESIGNATION BOMBSHELL As MAGA WAR RAGES!

I assume it's to maximize the perceived positive impact it'll have on her campaign for governor. Jack does a good job of breaking it down in this video. youtube.com/watch?v=8mlRSFxfn6Y&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fx.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE

The truth, of course, is that these rabid skank walkers simply see the writing on the wall. They've always been shameless opportunists with zero actual beliefs. They've never gave a single fuck about discrimination against ANYONE other than themselves. Self-preservation.

MAGA IS COLLAPSING! FALLING FLACCID LIKE MIKE JOHNSON'S COCK AT A TITTY BAR! Renowned bubonic bitch, Nancy Mace, is meeting with Marjorie Taylor Greene & plotting to join her in resigning. Reportedly over how the GOP treats women. All I can say? EAT A BIG DISEASED DICK. BWHAHAHA

In the very rare chance that I'm wrong and this ages poorly, just let me express how much I respect and enjoy the people and culture of Tennessee. But if I'm right, fuck you and your entire dead-behind-the-eye dipshit family.

Let's be real. Any district that voted for Trump by over 20 points is flooded with people so supernaturally stupid that they border on sub-human status. Safe to say I don't have my hopes up for Tennessee. Either way, fucking hilarious MAGA had to spend so much cash for a deep red race.

I'M GONNA SUE THE SHIT OUT OF RFK Jr. I was exposed to his sexting with that parasitic skank Olivia Nuzzi. I read "your open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love…" in his croaking voice. I'll never be able to eat again. I'll never be able to cum again. IMMENSE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Trump cannot pardon Pete Hegseth for international war crimes. A Dem POTUS can easily ensure he and every other sadistic murdering fuck is handed over to an international court to face the appropriate legal consequences for these crimes.

WHAT A SICK FUCKING JOKE! Trump just pardoned one of the most prolific drug traffickers in history AT THE SAME TIME his administration is waging a "war on drugs" by MURDERING people in fishing boats across a vast fucking ocean. Cold blooded murder of people with ZERO DUE PROCESS.

Sweet fucking Lucifer. After striking a boat full of people they admit not even having the identities of, Trump and Hegseth ordered a 2nd strike to kill all survivors. This is a war crime meant to avoid INNOCENT civilians being identified and allowed to tell their tale. SICK SHIT! CRIMINAL SHIT!

Happy Thanksgiving. I'm not exactly in a festive mood, so you'll have to excuse the absence of some heartfelt warm fuzzy message. Just know I'm thankful to those of you who've read and enjoyed my stream-of-consciousness linguistic fuckery over the years. Hope ya had a great day.

I genuinely don't care if it's triggering. The world is under no obligation to censor its language for the sake of your delicate sensibilities. MAGA hates Indians. They routinely allow a few to be elevated to significant positions and then they get off sacrificing and humiliating them. Tokens.

Patel is clearly a token and getting upset over stating that fact just makes you look ridiculous. Not ALL "people of color" are being called tokens. Ya know, just the ones who actively shill for politicians and a base who hates their race.

Absolutely hilarious Kash Patel is about to be fired. You knew that creepy bug-eyed bitch's days were numbered. The pretext will be him spending a fortune in tax dollars to fuck his blown out fame whore on a jet. The real reason? He's a perfect Epstein scapegoat. Also, Indian.

I didn't get warm fuzzies seeing Trump drop his panties for Zohran Mamdani. I saw a husk of a rotten man desperate to be liked again. Leeching off a rising star's aura. A senile malleable blob that can be molded by anyone around him. Trump is a national security threat.

Just a friendly fucking reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell is still getting puppy privileges in prison. She's eating better food than much of America's working poor. All because she knows our president IS A FUCKING PEDO. Trump giggling with Mamdani doesn't make him human.

There is zero fucking chance that Trump allows the DOJ to release anything that incriminates him. If he signs it, he'll do so firmly believing the cover up is thorough and complete. Likely signs it and drags shit out for months claiming "pending investigations."

But, uh, since this is precedent now... I got some real hilarious visuals in mind when it comes to MAGA mega churches. Those cesspools of crime are in DESPERATE need of a good police raid.

ICE is officially breaking into churches to terrorize people. Pretty fucked up when a militant atheist like me has more respect for the sanctity of church than our federal government. Only sick fucks raid a church handing out FOOD and WINTER CLOTHING to poor people. Guilty of keeping people alive.

I wish I were a demon capable of possessing people so I could take over the body of Bill Clinton. After possession, I'd hobble on over to the nearest camera, look right into the lens and demand that Donald Trump tell the American people how my dick tastes.

Do I actually think Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob? No. Will I still treat it as a sacrosanct fact of life going forward? ABSOLUTELY.

Ah, so this is how Trump slithers out of releasing the files. He's going to launch a partisan investigation into Bill Clinton and others and then say "Sorry. We can't release the Epstein files. They are part of an active investigation!"

If Bill Clinton or ANY Democrat is found to have hurt kids, I will gladly support burying them under the jail. It'd still do NOTHING to exonerate Trump from the depravity he indulged in with his pedo best buddy. Releasing EVERYTHING the government has is how EVERYONE is exposed.

There are rumors that Trump is strongly considering resigning. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. Don't let yourself keep getting blue balls. Bunker boy would barricade himself in a protective bubble and burn the country down before he ever willingly gave up power.

To be clear, I'm referring to Fetterman being hospitalized after his heart tried to free itself of the hostage situation it found itself in. He's alive and shit. Which, ya know, good for him. But clearly he is no longer fit to serve. I doubt he has more than a year in him.

So, uh, if Fetterman croaks... does that mean Shapiro gets to appoint his replacement until a run-off? I mean you hate to see horrible things happen to a soulless sniveling shithead husk of a human being, but when life throws ya a lemon...

I am shocked at just how many goddam incriminating emails got released. Each one is more damning than the last. No sane person can read this shit and have any doubts that Trump had Epstein killed. The motherfucker was BRAGGING about all the blackmail he had.

Tragic news! John Fetterman has been hospitalized after experiencing a severe allergic reaction to being a massive piece of shit. My heartfelt thoughts and condolences go out to the nursing staff responsible for changing his diaper. Bless you, poor souls.