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The regular season finale between No. 18 Tennessee and No. 12 Vanderbilt will mark the 1st time since 1958 that Vandy will come into the match-up as the higher ranked team.

It also marks the 1st time EVER that both teams are ranked for this game

Musk's $1 Trillion Payday Tesla shareholders backed a plan that could give Elon Musk shares worth nearly $1 trillion if he achieves ambitious goals.

remember kids: if you work hard and *really* fuck things up, a pack of cultish dopes will happily throw money at you anyway

Seeing smart, capable women get tricked into M*ry K*y pyramid schemes just makes me heave the heaviest sighs. Girl, I know you know better than that. SMH

As a writer, my least favorite kind of headlines are yes/no questions.
Usually, the answer is "no," just as a general spoiler alert.

Va. teacher shot by student wins suit against former assistant principal Abby Zwerner, formerly a teacher at Richneck Elementary School, was shot by her 6-year-old first grade student in 2023.

Breaking news: Abby Zwerner, a teacher who was shot by her 6-year-old first-grade student in 2023, was awarded $10 million in her civil suit against the former assistant principal.

Why... in the ever loving FUCK... do you not just try to get points there? It's 4-and-11 and you GO FOR IT?! Bruh. I fucking canNOT with this team rn.

DeSean Bishop gets a touchdown as Tennessee responds after the pick-six

not only was it not a TD... it was a goddamn pick six. That's it. I'm turning this shit off. I can't watch it anymore.

From now on, take a sip (or a shot if you're brave) every time the announcers show or talk about Ty Simpson's father or his job. Go ahead. I dare you.
It's like Ryan Williams' age all over again. Remember how every single game you couldn't go 10 minutes w/o a mention of him being 17 last year?

Hi Vols

One on Vols

Go Vols

Dear #Georgia Fans:

The cruel irony is that you should root for Tennessee today and every week to slam dunk that playoff 1 spot.

Welcome! #GoVols

I changed my shirt. You guys can thank me. #Vols ##GBO

No one is gonna question Joey Aguilar's toughness, but he's got to stop taking some of the hits he takes.

It's aight to just hit the deck sometimes. Nothing selfish about that as a QB.

I’m annoyed he tried to run it in on 2nd down when Kitselman was wide open, but at least we got that TD!

I just don't understand why we keep hearing about Ty Simpson's dad? Like.... that guy isn't playing tonight. His son is, but we know that already.

Did the O-line forget we're playing a football game in PRIME TIME!??? HELLO.

just a straight dumpster fire

U.S. Government to Stop Tracking the Costs of Extreme Weather

Breaking News: The U.S. will no longer track the cost of the most expensive natural disasters, in the Trump administration’s latest move to restrict climate research.

THIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE

American Catholics are going to be SO insufferable now, istg

This confirms the Chicago style pope is superior to the Italian style pope. It's the thicker crust.

CJ Roberts is single-handedly putting himself in the running for Worst SCOTUS Chief Justice ever. Jfc

I hate that Sai is coming for Eva. You leave my lil baby alone!!!
Charity is my pick—or Cedrek. He’s a threat for real AND he sucks at challenges. #Survivor

They just put a COVID skeptic at the helm of the NIH and someone who opposed broad vaccine mandates at the head of the FDA.

Dear GOD I hope so. Please, anything but Aaron Rodgers

Graphic via Lady Vols softball on Twitter

Oh and Lady Vols softball beat No. 2 Oklahoma in Game 1 of their series 😎

Istg if they don’t penalize that Kentucky player for literally tugging the Tennessee player, I’m gonna riot

GO VOLS🧡🤍🏀⛹️

diva down 💔 #survivor48

Bianca played herself telling Cedrick?

He really is the worst ally.

Long live Sai!

#Survivor48

🤣🤣 you play stupid games and Bianca won a stupid prize 🤣🤣 #Survivor48 #Survivor