Fou!

( This is an unnatural amount of concern for my wellbeing. )

( Excalibur was far superior to Caliburn )

( Another one. )

( Making him wait so he can really stew in that anxiety. )

( You are so desperate for a cat to answer this call, it makes you look stupid. )

( I don't fucking know )

( Okay. Welcome to Chaldea, scary clay. )

Abruptly remembers Merlin has B strength and Mana Burst.

( He doesn't need all of that. )

( No. I just like scaring him. If he was causing problems, I could kill him as easily as breathing. It would not be hard.

As he regards me as number 1 of the 27 Ancestors, it is my job to throw my weight around and scare him half to death. )

( He is as any Dead Apostle is: deranged and violent, caring only for his entertainment. For whatever reason, Van-Fem has allowed him to grow to be this strong. Hence, there is some concern.

But at the end of the day, if he were truly an enemy of mankind, he'd have been cut off... A slow death. )

( You can stop furrowing your brow, now. If he steps out of line, there will be consequences. I'm sure he'll be on his best behavior. )

( Hm.

27 Dead Apostle Ancestors—godlike beings who are above all other Dead Apostles. Those they sire become a part of their lineage, as they derive their powers from their vampire parent.

Van-Fem is an eccentric, and runs a pro-humanity faction. You follow so far, yes? )

( I had no intention of harming him, but I have left a lasting impression it seems.

He is of the Van-Fem lineage, so it— Ah, why am I bothering? You lot wouldn't understand anyway. )

( I win. )

[ Knows He's going to look Adorable and is simply accepting his fate. ]

《 Fou. 》

( Fool, if you were going to misunderstand me it should have involved FOOD, you miserable wre— )

《 FOU FOU FOU FOU FOU FOU! 》

I refuse to believe alcohol has any effect on you. You’re roleplaying being drunk.

( This guy's an expert on being a deadbeat parent. )

( ... Very well. I will find less harsh ways to voice my thoughts. )

( I do not want the blood moon. I wish for the new moon, such that the vampiric abilities are at their lowest. If it's a full moon, nothing would damage them through their curse, and that annoys me. )

( Why do you frown. Surely you do not care much for the opinion of a small rodent? )

( Your greed sickens me. )

He's surrounded.

( Ah, as always, you are all useless to me. )

...

( I suppose YOU are not entirely useless, so long as you truly have domain over the moon. )

( Which of the Hyrule deities has reign over the sun? Asking for a friend. )

( Drink blood. )

( Oh, you've found the goddess. You should go say hello. It's only polite. )

... >:(