Bilbng86

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That’s a lot scarier that what I was seeing🙈😅

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🐙🤣Alright, I can kinda see it😅🐙

Hehe so true! Could also call it “Blortchach Inkblot Testing” 🤣

💦Soggy Psychology💧

After 24hours of constant dribbling, starting the week off in the best state... Soggy! "Butt" really, take a closer look at the rear view and tell me it's not giving off inkblot testing vibes. 😅

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📱App Fap😶

“Alright, you’ll find both the Buzzies Smart Outlet and Hush Plug Apps on your phone. You have 5 minutes so make good use of it and remember, your Paci stays in or the time is voided! We've taken the liberty of setting your Hush Plug to Huffy so best of luck with the Facial recognition!”😈

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🤫🤫🤫

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Little bit😉😅

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🩵💛Pamp Pounding💚🩷

💕🐓Cluck, Cluck Cuck🐔💗

“Sorry Cuck, sadly you wont be joining our V-Day fun upstairs, but this alternative is bound to occupy you while we enjoy our adult time! Now your Buzzer is fully charged so go and show Tom, Dick and Harry how our little nubbin's makes cooped up stickies in their Sissy Pants!”

Looks like @bilbng86.bsky.social and I are ready to run errands! He’s even wearing his new padding he got for Valentine’s Day ❤️

💋Rocky Horror BDF👯‍♂️

Annual Friday the 13th tradition of playing “Brad” for the night! 🩲😉

AGORA Color Block Hoodie Mens 🌈 Agora Color Block Hoodie 👌 Premium heavyweight 350GSM cotton hoodie 🎨 Designed and dispatched from the UK 👕 Generously sized, standard US sizing

☺️🐠🐡🐬🐙🐧🦑🦈🪼🦦

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Doing an aquarium trip with @bilbng86.bsky.social and @koreanbabyboi.bsky.social, you just know one of them is going to get attacked by a shark. 🤦‍♂️

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True, but there’s always room at the Tea Party for more.😈
Besides that doesn’t excuse the fan up the skirt idea!😝

🏈🎈Super Bowel🌛🏈

This year's Super Bowel has been brought to you by the wonderful products below! Unfortunately, due to an early release penalty, post-game changes won’t be taking place this evening. With the game finished its locking plastic pants and bedtime, so the adults can continue to party!

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Looks so natural on you princess😉
Now all ya need is a fan to recreate this 🤣

Whole new meaning to “Cock Blocked” 🐓🐓🐓❌

🐾Peck N Paw🐔
“Sorry, but this is as close to your fantasy of being surrounded by cock as you’re gonna get! Now show everyone how we play Peck N Paw! You have 60 seconds to make “yolkies” before Mister Buzzy goes back into lockdown! Ready… Set… Peck!”🥵

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Thank you 😉

🪀Certified Cage-free🐓

Lil Nubbins got overzealous eavesdropping on some adult chatter earlier this week... hearing words like “free, cock and weekend”. Imagine their disappointment when a fluffed-up burly Doodle sat waiting for play time! On the plus side... at least one of them is “Cage-Free”!😉

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What can I say🤣

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😟Fits N Mitts😩

Fun fact… when you add mitts under mitts, you create a truly inescapable situation. Leaving you with peace of mind as they throw a huffy fit, batting around for an evasive buzzy stick!
Even in futile situations, hope still burns in this one.🤣

Got mine from this place, but sadly they changed the mouth plate shape🙃 Still great products though!

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This one only looks rounder cause of the Waddle Onsies but normally boosters do the trick for me :)

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