Miss Tori

Remember, folks:
Precise calculation of explosive yields is essential.

A clean shaven white man in a suit is holding a microphone and standing upon a beach during the day in front of a large grey shape that is a rotting whale carcass.

🚨 EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨

November 12, 1970:

A 40 ton whale carcass lays, rotting, on an Oregon beach.

A crowd has gathered to watch the whale carcass be dynamited to dispose of it.

HILARITY*. ENSUES.

*”blubber snowstorm”

REMASTERED VIDEO!

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Coyote looking at the viewer over a pile of leaves and branches.

Affirmation Coyote's M-F work-week friends on now on the downslope to the weekend!

They hope those with non-standard work-weeks are starting or finishing their toils in high spirits.

😂😂😂

I remember like it was yesterday.

One of the defining episodes in all of #TwinPeaks.

“This would look nice on your wall.”

Illustrated by @majaljunggren.bsky.social

Autographed by Heather Graham, Sheryl Lee and @kylemaclachlan.bsky.social
#QueenofHearts #TwinPeaks #FanFilm #AnnieBlackburn #CarolineEarle

Kid made adobo chicken tonight and all I can think of is @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social going "why does vinegar taste so good with fatty meat? BECAUSE IT'S POISON!" 😆

Seeing the rise and the crash of Target within a 10 year time span is just… I cannot even believe it.

Gregory Bovino is a short little steer

head of modern SS ladies and gentlemen

The author wearing an olive green satin robe, her hair in triple strand twists, sitting on a dark gray sofa. Her left hand holds a lighter & rests gently between her legs. Her right hand sits on her cheek, holding a smoldering joint. Several stacks of books sit on the back of the sofa, behind her.

After our GFM stalled out last week, we received $535 in the last 3 days.

I’d like to have enough to cover October rent before court on Thursday.

We’re $1861 (plus fees) away from meeting that goal.

Can you like, comment, share and donate?

I provided an update vid on IG. 💓

gofund.me/1395745ca

At some point embarrassment MUST come

This is a real screenshot from the game. What the fuck Fromsoft.

in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed

a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭

An adorable raccoon.

I shouldn't have to weigh the amount I want taken from my check with the amount of a headache dealing with coverage is going to be so I can get the medication I need to live without becoming a serial arsonist.

I don't understand how going though open enrollment every year for decades hasn't lead to mass rioting in the streets demanding universal health care.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Ok but even if he's wearing a wig it is *unclockable* and that deserves a shout out because so often men's wigs really do look like they scraped something off the side of the road, dusted it off, and slapped it on their head.

Queen Latifah’s silk press is absolutely legendary, but I don’t think we talk enough about how Kurt Russell has also (possibly) maintained an incredible head of hair for some time now.

@chrismurphyct.bsky.social I smell a rat. Figure out who got to those Dems. And get SCHUMER OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP ROLE.

"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."

–Schumer-Tzu

Screenshot of the landscape from the landingpad on the moon Praetor in the game Outer Worlds 2. The moon is tidally locked and in the distance there is a ringed planet eclipsing the sun, putting the moon in a state of perpetual dusk with soft reds and blues in the sky. The land is covered in grey-blue mountains of basalt-like stones, though some stretch and curve into arches that would be impossible on Earth.

Props to whoever did the songs for Outer Worlds 2. I didn't know a song about irrational numbers could be so damn catchy.

Also the art for this game is just fucking gorgeous. I could stare at the Praetorian sky for hours

So proud of my city 🥹🥹🥹

And now, a physical metaphor for "LLMs can be just as good as human writers and artists!"

(And I know, I shared it twice. But it's just that nice!)

I need more people to understand the movement that could be brewing here in Georgia if this young man only lost by 87 votes in COBB COUNTY.

It’s so great

The framing power hasn’t served our lives for a WHILE

the institution chewed up spit out of flatly didn’t hire folks who looked like the coalition who looked like him

And he spoke to us

This goes double for anything any milk brained pundits think of last night’s elections. Their takes will be bad! We know they will be! Who cares what they think, they have been loudly and enthusiastically proven wrong in races literally everywhere.

I can't say it often enough: Local races matter.

In other words “it wasn’t me.”