If things could stop getting worse [gestures at world] [smaller but not insignificant gesture at personal life] that would be GREAT thanks xx
05.03.2026 18:18 —
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Crying at the end of Schitts creek ✌️✌️
05.03.2026 15:06 —
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“It’s like a big dicky hoover”
05.03.2026 13:30 —
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“What are you doing with your big mechanical dick my friend?”
“It looks like it’s fucking the road!!”
-my mother
05.03.2026 13:28 —
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I forgot that today is world book day, as well as what time the local school opens.
I was not awake enough to walk past ~50 fictional characters before nine o’clock
05.03.2026 08:47 —
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When am I not…hahaha
04.03.2026 20:55 —
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No, absolutely not
04.03.2026 20:37 —
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I have cried at the tv three times tonight. This is not normal. I think I need to go out more.
04.03.2026 20:24 —
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Also we still need to make that tier list
04.03.2026 18:52 —
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Does chris always say such controversial things before the show?
04.03.2026 18:52 —
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03.03.2026 18:30 —
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This afternoon I had a blood test and for the first time EVER!! it only ONE attempt to find a vein!! I only have a tiny bruise on- and I can’t stress this enough- one arm!!! Huge
03.03.2026 16:34 —
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I didn’t buy a coffee but I did buy some tulips!!
03.03.2026 16:31 —
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Just a bunch of celebs playing games and occasionally looking at the empty chair and crying like that scene in Muppet Christmas Carol
03.03.2026 15:34 —
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The sun is out! My blood test has been moved to this afternoon! I might buy myself a coffee afterwards! I’m full of hope! This is wonderful! I love spring!!
03.03.2026 10:25 —
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Omg thank you!! 💕
02.03.2026 23:17 —
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🤔
02.03.2026 23:16 —
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Taking your laptop and 34 people with you?
02.03.2026 21:46 —
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Omg thank you!!💕
02.03.2026 21:46 —
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#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:45 —
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I love doing stand up so much. I absolutely need to actually do it more than once a year oh my
02.03.2026 21:32 —
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You know I’m right
02.03.2026 21:29 —
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I had an absolutely incredible time tonight!
Thank you for having me and listening to my nonsense 🩷🩷🩷
02.03.2026 21:28 —
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Crumpet hype!!
#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:15 —
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[Hare dies laughing]
#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:13 —
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Disgustingly pornographic
#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:12 —
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Location location hype
#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:10 —
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My whole house please!
#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:07 —
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There’s cream everywhere! I’m just making it match
#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:04 —
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G unit!!
#NoContextCoherentComedy
02.03.2026 21:03 —
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