I really don’t for the life of me know why I keep posting here. Twitter is my spiritual home. The chaos, the pathos, the sense that the offhanded thought can twist through the ether & become national policy. The veil between “the internet” and “real life” is very, very thin over there
06.10.2025 12:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Chicago, I can’t wait to see you! Please take me on the architectural boat tour?
October 19-22 ✨
02.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 21 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1
looking for a boy with a missing tooth to teach me how to skate backwards
29.09.2025 00:50 — 👍 22 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
— Fall & Winter 2025 —
Chicago • October 20-22
Washington DC • October 27-30
San Francisco • November 10-12
Atlanta • December 1-3
Austin & Dallas • December 11-17
all other dates I’m home in NYC & available for private travel!
19.09.2025 16:04 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
professional ball handler
03.09.2025 17:54 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Nothing tops bringing a sleepy man who just cuddled me all night his morning coffee. Love cosplaying as a cute little wife
01.09.2025 16:50 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
And by ask nicely, I mean the sign-up is right there. Just ask Lincoln Bio for directions
31.08.2025 14:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Newsletter with all my fall travel plans sending shortly! SF, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Chicago, and DC friends… you may request an edition if you ask nicely
31.08.2025 14:40 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Boston, baby! September 15-20. Trying to catch that lecture by the Harvard geneticist who got canceled in 2018
30.08.2025 21:16 — 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Hell yeah. Glad to have you back
07.08.2025 13:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Things that go bump in the night
05.08.2025 20:08 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0
wooo two of my favorites. someday soon I wanna be the vanilla ice cream in this sandwich
23.07.2025 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
take me back to Maui :’)
18.07.2025 01:21 — 👍 57 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1
Journal page is now live! Password sent out in the newsletter. I might write more now that they’re sticking around and not disappearing into the ether.
10.06.2025 14:02 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A woman’s torso, softly lit, reflected in the mirror of a hotel suite
the fall of man
02.06.2025 17:40 — 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0
My kingdom for an hour alone with the Twitter dev team supervising the content moderation algo
20.05.2025 14:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
let me gather ye unto my bosom
19.05.2025 22:52 — 👍 64 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0
I'm trying to get over this because as a "giver" myself, I know how much satisfaction I get from the acts of sharing and helping. And plus, the gifts/experiences/WORDS I receive are so special and lovely it's hard to not crow about them
10.05.2025 11:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm always pulled between the knowledge that sharing how well I'm taken care of gives joy to my clients & the desire to not to say anything that can be construed as "bragging".
10.05.2025 11:50 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
Atlanta… I’m coming back to finish the job. June 9-12th!
01.05.2025 17:00 — 👍 40 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
Next newsletter going out tomorrow! Got the link to subscribe in my bio there, may I suggest you make use of it 🫡
26.04.2025 22:00 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
San Francisco! I'm returning June 16-19th. I'll bring the jeans but the heels are staying home-- I'm ready to break out my Birks!
22.04.2025 20:01 — 👍 56 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
He said I couldn’t leave Boston without seeing the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum, and he was right! It felt like your kooky old aunt’s house, if your aunt was the Baroness Rothschild
18.04.2025 13:39 — 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
This little angel is in DC at the end of the month! May I suggest we get handsy at the National Archives?
14.04.2025 13:43 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
A lil’ sneaky pete
08.04.2025 13:24 — 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
hehehe this rules
04.04.2025 19:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you’ve developed an affection for me or my silly ramblings, I’d love it if you signed up for my newsletter as well. It’s the one place on the internet I feel safe to reveal deeper thoughts & feelings about myself and the world I live in, and share the more untamed images that I love
04.04.2025 19:08 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of my biggest worries is getting deplatformed on Twitter—I’ve put so much love and energy into that account and I rely on it to connect me to my community. To hedge against this, I maintain a healthy mailing list and try to save all the best bits of myself (and newest news) for subscribers.
04.04.2025 19:05 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Boston—take me to lunch next week? 🕊️
01.04.2025 12:26 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Just updated my site with my all-inclusive private travel options, including the West Coast and the South! I would like to be invited down to Atlanta for reasons that absolutely do not involve twisting railroad ties or fire… hehehe
20.02.2025 02:40 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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