Eleri Morgan

Hello I'm so sorry, this is the first time I've logged on in Months so only seeing this now 😬

The only time I'm on this app is when the commute is looooong.

Omg it's finally ended. I can't wait for the next episode where she makes crumpets for the hairdresser who does her Botox.

"I've never seen a candle wick not in a candle" - imagine what didn't make the edit.

Oh. He was her makeup artist. Sure. An employee. That's why he looks so comfortable and relaxed around her.

They had to repeat the same filler shot of honey pouring off a spoon because that was more interesting then her talking to her "close friend"

I was hoping for a nice brain bath with a lovely trad wife. But fucking hell.

I'm watching the Meghan Marke show and it is one of the most dull things I've ever seen.

A genuine effort to watch it to the end.

I'm driven by 80% revenge and 20% midnight snacks.

Once again popping up to remind you that controlling what someone does with their body is fundamentally right-wing, and if you are campaigning for the removal of bodily autonomy in one area you should NOT be surprised when you lose bodily autonomy in other areas. It is NOT feminist to be anti-trans.

I promise you I had every intention of reading a book on this train. But the pull of spending my energy on inane tweets for literally nobody proved to be too much.

Same if it turns out to be a scam.

If they have canapes. For a midweek party for off-camera scum I'm envisaging a damp Wearhouse, an iPod shuffle playing Christmas hits on repeat and a buffet table with crisps and a bottle of echo fall rose.

Either way I'm excited to be there! Told the bf it was v important so he had to take the day of work to look after the baby. But it's not important at all. Unless you really care about canapes.

A scam or I am so far down the BBC's list of who to celebrate they've carved out a Wednesday evening at the beginning of December for me. Which feels about right.

They're paying for my train, a hotel AND a black cab to the event, which feels very cool... but it's Wednesday. A swanky midweek Xmas party?

Could be a scam.

I'm finally on my way to my first ever industry Christmas party 🥳

1st time I was invited - I was too pregnant

2nd time - I was too busy caring for disabled boyfriend & baby 🤏🎻

3rd time's - the charm*

*Career ender.

My life's goal is to own a dog only joking I want a wolf.

Just caught my gruff farmer brother on the phone secretly ordering "One ticket for Wicked on Friday night please" 🤣

The only person who cries more than Cynthia and Ariana in interviews is Jordan Peterson.

Pros - Feeling myself.
Cons - Not Beyonce.

You know works? Negging. If it didn't, there wouldn't be a name for it. People would just be like why is ugly paul being mean to Sandra?

Saw it this week, honestly thought our version was more cinematic.

Ti'n neis 💛

I'd love to be one of those women who look so cool and sexy in baseball hat. Unfortunately what I look like is a Pokémon trainer.

Oh. Turns out it's easier I thought to get back to my utter bullshit.

But about 60% less sexy.

And it was a personality. I was about 40% more confident and sassy on twitter than I was in real life.

And by 40% I mean 140%

Anyone else feeling a bit weird about starting back up here with your pre-Musk twitter personality?

Here we go again then lads