𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐋 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍

Humming to herself as she writes in her notepad.

"Slow days are the worst..."

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Straight up RPing. Yeah. I'm RPing it rn.

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*Stares at u guys with my big ole eyes*

What if I make an account for Elizabeth from BioShock? :3

"You must not know how my fur works. It still hurts to lose it in a FIRE."

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What the hell happened last night that had/has everyone in a tizzy? Did I miss something important?

"Of course you did. Medical bill is being sent to you in the mail by the way!~"

"WHA-?!"

Pulling on her fur a few times before grabbing her own tail, shaking it.

"THIS. YOU. YOU LIT MY TAIL ON FIRE. I STILL HAVEN'T FORGAVE YOU!"

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Guys, guys. When I stop being lazy, trust me. I'm gonna post THE story of all time on here. Trust. TRUST. NO DON'T TURN AWAY! YOU GOTTA TRUST ME-

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Do it :3

"Smile for the camera!"

SNAP, SNAP, SNAP, SNAP

"Thankssss."

"What do you think, hot head?"

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Staring like this

"Well, I won't pry. Opening wounds is the last thing little ole me wants to do despite what people say about me."

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"Not. A. Word."

"Snail Pie? AND it's your mama's recipe? What a classic!

And therapy? Interesting, interesting...."

"No. Not really. Share anything. Please. I'm interested and I have a deadline for this paper."

Resting her chin in her hands, a smile on her face.

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I need a nap, oomfs. I'm gonna split. Erm...responses when I wake up....whenever that is </3

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TYPE, TYPE, TYPE.

"Yes....yesssss! It's coming along wonderfully! She won't stand a chance. Hehe...haha...MWAHAHAHA-"

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Don't be afraid to tag me btw! I love getting tagged lolllll :3

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The Seven Ice Cold Crown Royals:

"It's alright, dear. You aren't them after all."

Jotting that response down.

"Tell me about YOU now. Come on. Don't be shy. Not exactly like I'm pointing a camera at you."

"Turns out your husband was the sane one of the bunch. I'll be writing about YOU later."

Slowly sinking back under the water.

"Questions, smushtions. If you didn't wanna answer, you say "no comment"! NOT SETTING SOMEONE ON FIRE!"

"What do YOU want?"

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I hope Kitty just gives off that annoying, but somewhat likeable reporter vibe lol.

I fully understand wanting to put her in a box in the rain though

"But do they know the real you?! THE YOU THAT SETS INNOCENT CATS ON FIRE?! Exactly! Be prepared, miss!" >:(

"I love you, public information!"

:3

"The town shall know what kind of RUDE WOMAN you are!" >:(

"Ah. What's their favorite subject? Do they have any friends? What about bullies?

If bullies exist, that leads into a new question. Do you think everyone is living well enough in the town to bring happiness to their families?"

"BETTER YET, I'M WRITING A PIECE ON YOU!" >:(