Packy Anderson

But this is the weird kind of fired where she gets put in some other job. "You suck so bad at the job we gave you that we're going to give you a DIFFERENT job so you can suck at that and not this one."

Dramatic convention suggests it be a dog

So no written test I'm thinking

ASK ABOUT HER PLANS FOR THE AGENCY

ASK HER ABOUT HER FAVORITE PART OF THE JOB

Honestly wtaf does this mean

You all say Donald Trump is anti-immigrant, but did you know his wife is an immigrant? *drops mic, saunters triumphantly back into the Nazi bar*

Kristi Noem Misled Congress About Corey Lewandowski’s Role in DHS Contracts Testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, Noem denied that Corey Lewandowski had any role in approving contracts. But internal DHS records and interviews with current and former agency staffer...

#ICYMI: Noem denied that aide Corey Lewandowski was involved in approving DHS contracts.

But DHS staffers say Lewandowski has approved numerous contracts at the agency and often needs to sign off on large contracts before any money goes out the door.

Just recorded Serious Trouble, on which we confront the most complex legal questions facing America today, viz: may one presume that a giant inflatable penis is a traffic hazard or is special proof of its effect required?

Oh FFS

Look at that majestic coat!

I miss being able to get anywhere in NJ from my office in Manhattan. Nowadays, I have to calculate whether it's faster to go to into Manhattan and back out to where I'm going, or if navigating the labyrinthine intra-state bus system will get me there reasonably fast.

And if the Kurds have even the slightest trace of memory, they'll tell us to pound sand. The US has hung them out to dry every single time they stuck their necks out to help us, and there's no question that a president notorious for not paying his bills will continue the tradition.

I'm generally in favor of letting people take what they want (with appropriate warnings, limits on false marketing, and purity/quality assurances) but these peptides aren't benign. They blind and kill people, and they will be gray market imports with no assurance of quality or purity.

The Year Texas Might Turn Blue The stars are aligning for Democrats

"The historic turnout for Democrats bodes well for November’s general election if Talarico and down-ballot Democrats can keep voters engaged.

For the first time in decades, Democratic primary turnout (2.5M) exceeded Republican turnout (2.41M)."

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

Also, Gary is married and he hasn't eaten his wife, so he can't be a murderer and cannibal.

I rest my case.

An utterly irredeemable party.

Huh

Yep, this tracks

Screenshot from the FINANCIAL TIMES Let me get all of this straight in my head. They want their allies to join in an ill-thought-out war of choice with unclear aims and an uncertain chance of success for any of the myriad aims stated so far. They want everyone else to just absorb any of the externalities like influxes of refugees, disruptions to shipping, higher oil and commodity prices and maybe even some incoming missiles. And then they also want to tariff everyone at 15%. I'm not sure they can keep pushing at everyone all at once indefinitely. There seems to be an inability here not just to anticipate second and third order effects, but even just to model a response from any other party, much less every other party.

Reposting with ALT text.

See, that doesn't sound fake.

I'm like that now, but my knowledge of what his voice sounds like predates his political campaign. I've hated him since 1987.

Yeah man it’s absolutely crazy that when republicans control the chamber, and every republican votes for something, it passes even if all the democrats vote no.

It’s almost like it would be better if the democrats were in charge.

Three black cats are sitting on a Mexican blanket, covered ottoman. The smallest and oldest of the trio is sitting closest to the photographer looking right at her. Pointed to the right side of the photo is eclipse and then further back pointed to the left side is JoJo. They are all looking up and roughly toward the photographers so you can see how pretty all their eyes are

Miss Mercy with Mayor Jojo and Eclipse the star of the driver’s side of the FOAS van

#blackcats #blackcatranch #cats

.@JamesTalarico: My grandad was a Baptist preacher who told me at an early age that we follow a barefoot rabbi who gave us two commandments: love God and love neighbor.

I’m trying to love my neighbor through public policy, I’m trying to make my neighbor’s life a little easier and a little better.

This is the Republican Party now.

Oh puh-leez