Jess (they/them) 🖤🏳️‍🌈

date night with hubby (thank you MiL for watching the kid 🖤), buzzed, about to see Superman.

haven't been to the theaters in.. I don't remember!

since I shared the article about Chris Pratt defending RFK Jr to the GC w/ my husband & our buddy, my husband hasn't really said anything to me.

like sorry dude that your favorite is a piece of shit, it's not MY fault, I'm just sharing the news. I didn't gloat, I just shared it with this emoji 😬.

nothing like sending a long vent in hopes to maybe get a simple "🫂" in return.. to get nothing.

but they reply in the separate group chat.

they want me to be better at communicating my feelings. so I do, and they just leave me on read. what is the point? 😕

I'm going to play a game

how drunk can I get before I pass out

I'm fully aware of how much this is a minor little inconvenience compared to *gestures wildly* fucking everything right now, but still. I'd like to feel as if my feelings are valid and not a fucking burden (seemingly) to my other half.

sigh.
I basically got "she's a they/them" 'd by someone I care about. it was bothering me, so I told my husband.
his response? "I don't know what you want me to do" and proceeds to be moody about MY feelings for 15 minutes.

if my own husband can't be my safe space..

embarrassed.

a few minutes later I did see her talk to him, and he offered an apology. while I am glad for that, parents need to take more responsibility and should act fucking embarrassment when their child TRIES TO SPIT ON AN ANOTHER ADULT.
raise your damn kids not to SPIT ON PEOPLE!

end 🧵

slides, leaned over and tried to spit on me - TWICE. I loudly exclaimed "EXCUSE ME, WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU TRYING TO SPIT ON ME, WHERE IS YOUR PARENT?!" while he ran off, laughing his ass off. a woman immediately came up and said "I don't know what came over him" and walked off. she didn't even look-

parents, your children are direct examples of you. 🧵

so I was at the park with my husband and son, happily playing with our son on the playground. it was super busy, as it was Saturday and a popular area. not even 10 minutes into being there, a kid (around 10?) that was on the upper bit where the

I made a mistake yesterday and got yelled at.

I really do wonder how normal all of this is sometimes.. and if I'm really as big of a problem as I think I am.

my speech delayed 2 1/2 year old just looked at me for the first time and called me "mom"

excuse me while I sob in excitement 😭😭😭😭

*I start the task of mounting my second monitor*
*I want a second opinion about a particular thing*
*entire project gets taken over*

🙃

I didn't imagine at my great age of 34 years old that I would have a fucking 15 year old bully. certainly didn't have that on my 2025 bingo card..

toddler fell asleep for a half hour during an appointment and now he won't take his actual nap

I'm so fucking screwed. help. 🙃

oopsies I meant to use the "4" setting on the razor on my head, not "2" !

now I have to wait a couple weeks until I can make a design on my head, instead of doing it for WrestleMania weekend lol

if this is the worst thing I complain about all day, I'll be happy lol

so I called him out on something that he called ME out for awhile back, and now he's sulky.

🙃

dear neighbors and passerbys I promise we're not abusing the child, he just doesn't want to go to bed and is using his outside scream 🙃🙃

we are on hour 2 of bedtime

this doesn't happen often but holyFUCK 🙃

Germany issues warning for transgender & nonbinary people traveling to the U.S. A German official confirmed the government’s alert to The Advocate.

It's no longer safe for trans tourists or immigrants to come to the United States.

www.advocate.com/news/germany...

hubbs & I did our duty today by flipping off abortion protestors 🥰

it was 2 old dudes and a woman. go figure, men wanting to control what kind of healthcare people deserve. 🖕

I love how you can stalk your UPS driver via the app 😂

every so often I'll see the truck move on the map and it tickles me lol

somewhat serious question

how the fuck do I get high schoolers to fear me? I live in front of a high school and kids don't give a flying fuck about leaving trash and being shits for brains

get a job

getting terrorized by a big ass moth was not on my agenda for today thanks 😭

lol I told a nazi to fyl on the other place, now I'm locked for 12 hours.

stupid? yes, but also worth it, idc

what's great about having a toddler that naps consistently for two hours is that I also can have a two hour nap if I want.

let's hope it erases my bad mood. 🤞

it really doesn't help matters that I live across the street from a high school and every time I look out the window, someone has flowers or a balloon.

I hope hubby has *something* up his sleeve (I doubt it, he hates today for the corporate greed of it all..)

oh it's Valentine's day?

too bad it's a corporate holiday designed to sell chocolate, candy and gifts

this hopeless romantic hasn't had an actual Valentine's in idk how long and I'm sad now. I hate agreeing on the sentiment that it's a corporate holiday, but also wanting to be part of it. 😢

it's quite disconcerting for sure..

little dude is going from his crib straight to a big boy twin bed. we would've gone with a toddler bed, but he's M A S S I V E and would outgrow it fast.

I'm so stoked for this!