Larry Stern

Nothing beats a run along the canal…on either side

I can’t be the only one that sees that sticky note ???

And yet no one will do anything about it

If they were actually witches, they would have just flown away...right?

These people are so freaking stupid it boggles the mind

Speaking to military graduates to inspire them and thank them in advance for their service. Who am I kidding? He is speaking to talk about himself...😂

Vietnam knows how to lower their tariffs to almost nonexistent

Don't know which words are funnier: "not bribery" or "Trump library"

I’m Jewish and I know more about what it takes to become pope than I do about what it takes to become a rabbi

and Trump will take credit in 3...2...

That’s interesting because my Excel table is to ascertain in this economy when I need to go back to work

Uh oh…I guess Reuters just lost press room privileges

She will just deny any involvement and claim her financial advisor makes all her moves. It’s all part of the playbook.

University of Maryland is having Kermit the Frog as their speaker so you can’t beat that

Nice French press…and how is the New England Coffee Butter Pecan?

I’m almost afraid to ask what they are going to call a detailed itinerary of what was going to happen and when.

So for Ken Follett's The Evening and The Morning you would only teach half the book?? On second thought, this book takes place in England so it wouldn't count.

Would it be wrong to wish upon him the same method of death. Probably so…never mind.

We bought this Tesla before we knew Musk was a Nazi loving douchebag. We couldn’t do it anymore so we are taking a huge hit getting rid of this car. I’ve never seen a car lose so much value in under 3 years. Of course we are sticking with an EV but getting a less controversial vehicle.

And let them keep the change. They make less than a dollar for a $6 box of cookies.

Day late and a dollar short, Mitch

I deleted Google Maps and download Here WeGo. It's just a matter of time before Apple bends the knee.

One would think this is damning but for a Trump appointee it’s actually an endorsement

How can you depart something that doesn’t even exist?

That's a rhetorical question, right?

"I got suck watching..." I guess he was strapped to a chair with the remote just out of reach

WTF?

It must be difficult for him to be both the President of the United States AND a practicing OB/GYN.

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Happy First Night of Chanukah to me

He’s not that smart