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HolyCrayons

@holycrayons.bsky.social

Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.

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We almost grabbed food for the room from there but just went to the naff Brewers Fayre adjoining it. Would not recommend. We've sampled Oxford Road KFC once we 'upgraded' to the Princess Street Premier Inn. Decent.

27.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Junction 24 off the M60 is our turn off when we do hospital runs. We were supposed to be there Monday this week but the baby threw up on himself quite dramatically in the back before we'd even reached North Yorkshire so we had to turn back.
Milk has to be the worst of the vomits.

27.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It tells you on the tin. What is this, amateur hour?!

27.02.2026 16:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've stayed in Denton Premier Inn.
#wanderlust

27.02.2026 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The folly of youth. I get palpitations when a camera is pointed at me these days 🥹

27.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Agreed.

26.02.2026 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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She was 23. Eyeliner, choppy fringe and french manicure always. A meer child 🥹

26.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This world man 🤦🏼‍♀️
I had a nursery mum talking AT me about it yesterday. Her mind was blown (mine wasn't, I followed an American lady for years who had the same thing done as she was born without a womb) and she immediately went into "so , hang on, that means men can have babies?!"

🤦🏼‍♀️

25.02.2026 10:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't be embarrassed. You told me it was a very tender and sacred smash.

24.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Haha, I love this gif

24.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tale as old as time 🥹

24.02.2026 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet you didn't lie there thinking to yourself "A life for a life..." As you were getting pumped.

24.02.2026 16:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bravo 👏🏻

24.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Personally, I ALWAYS want to bone when someone I love deeply is actively dying. That pre-grief horn innit.

24.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"What was the time of death?"
"23:06"
"Oh...that's..."
"YEP. Right after I hit the vinegar strokes"
"Aww 🥹 thanks for the nut Grandad ❤️✨"

Fucking people man.
Hate them.

24.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
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In today's episode of "That's The Worst Thing I've Read Today" -

24.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0
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Will post it every time
#TOTP

20.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 25    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 1
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My first boyfriend was a skateboarder. He lived in busted Vans, DC's and Etnies.

20.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dry up here. But we're all dying of the never-ending common cold so have been hermits. Hermits covered in mucus.

20.02.2026 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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How am I fairing on day 114 of the half term?

20.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Japanese Vivienne Westwood designed a cartoon, cutesy kitten.
English Vivienne Westwood designed punk and cock embellished garments and jewellery.

20.02.2026 11:41 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer . ALT: a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer .

And McCain smiley faces and Bernard Matthews Turkey Dinosaurs.

18.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our middle school dinner ladies truly knocked it out of the park. We even had two choices of Sunny D, Florida orange or California orange. Both varieties!
Dined like kings. We didn't know we were born.

18.02.2026 18:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They were epic. Little touch of sage through the sausage meat. Immense.

18.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Mum's back on her bullshit folks.

18.02.2026 17:01 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because I'm a grown up, I can make pancakes any day I like.

17.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just want to play Red Dead Redemption 2 again to take my mind off feeling gash 🥺

17.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Friday yet?

17.02.2026 09:18 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck me this half term is dragging.

- Me, Day 1 of half term

16.02.2026 12:30 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

'Small Prophets' - lovely stuff 👌🏻

14.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0