attis

call me challenger deep cause im leagues below (??)

Lyft driver told me: “love your hair, you’re rocking that elf shit”
and I’ve never felt better

i kiss women…? plenty proof

I’m so fucking gay

elf ears are made to be bitten

I want to fuck an elf unprotected

i always wonder if it’s just a classic case of people assuming literally everyone is he/him unless explicitly stated otherwise.
Or maybe i’m just projecting and these speedrunners are on a higher plane of gender than i.

minecraft speed run history videos are always so funny because they’ll talk about someone named “girlgamer600” and show the most feminine looking skin on the screen and then immediately go “He revolutionized the [insert tech].”

i don’t think i disagree with you abt anything but i do really like to-the-death combat soooo uhm. you’re wrong?

omg happy birthday year, I got you this cake 🎂 ^_^ i couldn’t afford a real one </3

reading a book on a park bench EXTRA casually so everyone knows how cool and complex I am.

(reasonably) revolutionary thinking like this is why I voted for you ^_^ and your charm <3

omg thanks <3. my first lib take: let’s destroy the working class :3

i want to make a substack, but i fear that this urge is basically the same as a cis guy going “I should make a podcast”

dw i’ll mindlessly defend whatever lib takes you come up with ^_^

so fucking based. I love women

now what? how will you use ur influence

wow you did it ^_^ congrats

i feel like i have second wife vibes idk. maybe third

my bedroom is looking pretty heteronormative, who wanna break the status quo ??

all I know is that I’m NOT a libra, and naturally other people cause all of my problems. so yeah, fuck them ^^

more tired and jaded but also gayer somehow

(i died)

i’m a pro at death. watch this

died for a bit and resurrected with two yuri girlfriends. how is everyone

straight up yearning it right now. and by “it”, haha well. let’s just say. My Beloved

careful, it might learn about volume next

heyyyyyyyyyyy :3 you wanna hyperfocus on something and then get distracted by a YouTube video essay rabbit hole w/ me ? ^^

hoping to impress girls with my low level knowledge of ancient art history. who wants to stay up late talking about steles ;)

vagueposting about relationship troubles is the new version of sorrowfully reciting poetry on a balcony