Rufus jones

Massive career pivot but respect.

Says something about the stacked cast in Heat that Tom Noonan takes this role. But he’s so effortless, it’s a great counterweight to the fireworks going on in other performances. And Manhunter? Don’t even. Terrific actor. RIP.

Brighton and Crystal Palace fans angered the football gods by inventing a fake rivalry and as punishment have been cursed to watch the most dirge derby matches imaginable for all eternity

Still hoping Destiny Udogie asks Spurs for a transfer just so I can ask How Much Is Udogie In The Window?

Very happy to report that both series of Home are now back available on the Channel 4 website. Check it out, now more than ever.

HBO Handcuffs deal I’d say

It’s like Cherki voting for Christmas. (Doesn’t mean anything, just wanted to type it)

Weird how we talk about Chameleon Actors. The whole point of chameleons is that they blend into the background. The best chameleon actors are Supporting Artists.

Jean-Paul Sartre died in 1980. Incredible to think he may have seen the film “Every Which Way But Loose”.

Not a United fan, but two words- Steve Holland.

Girlfriend accusing me of paying more attention to football than to her. Five back to back summer holidays to Rwanda and she’s still not happy.

The images show Jared Kushner's plans to redevelop Gaza into a modern coastal Miami.

"Otisburg? OTISBURG?"

Yes, you dreadful cunt, what are you saying now?

The one major change I’ve noticed at 50 is you spend a lot more time folding up cardboard coasters to stabilise restaurant table legs.

I love The Traitors. But I couldn’t care less about the challenges. I know we learn stuff, and the format needs action, there are shields etc but if it was just a 100k prize and a soap opera in the mansion, I wouldn’t miss the games.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of six million dollars is in need of rebuilding.”

— Steve Austen

Jenrick is such a fabulously Dickensian name. He’d be a thin, hollow-eyed man who stood in the corner of the workhouse. Never cruel, but never kind. He just watched, and seemed to enjoy. His habit would be to occasionally mop the edges of his mouth, like a man enjoying a satisfying meal.

I knew a girl called rose west, so she was advised to double barrel her middle name and surname. But her middle name was Murray so it actually made it worse.

Not enough Terrys in the game anymore. #terrys

GO ON QPR!!!

"They made me feel really old,” he says. “They were like, ‘What is a wolf and why is it on parade?’ And I was like, ‘I hate both of you.’ And I was like, ‘Feist? 1,2,3,4?’ And they’re like, ‘Oh yeah, we watched that on Sesame Street.’ And I was like, ‘Again, I’d like to push you down a flight of stairs. Your youth enrages me.’”

I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Big fan of Stephen. He looks like a WW1 officer hoping for a good war, now in No Man’s Land in The Somme wondering whether a fluffy pink jumper was a good idea. #traitors

If I was a poet, I know what I’d be writing about right now. Flood the space with that shit.

He was the type of person who used the phrase “et al” in actual conversation. Edwards wanted to run a bypass through the fucker’s entire family tree.

Very much here for Jacob Bethell’s Baijan lilt.

And so once again we say farewell to Xmas — the only time of year when we take two-syllable words like ‘given’ and ‘heaven’ and sing them in one syllable, as if we were Americans singing ‘squirrel’ or ‘mirror’.

“His presidency will be remembered for his bizarre performances, dancing and celebrating as his economy continued to fail. His brazen arrogance was breathtaking, joking once he was "bigger than Taylor Swift". “

Let’s play a game of Which President?

Hang on- could the Secret Traitor nominate themselves in the shortlist in a high-stakes treble bluff?