Rufus jones

I would never tell anyone how to live their life, all I am saying is that the Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull Look is *available* to Ben Stokes.

Is there any greater assurance of an imminent ton of bullshit than the words, “pull that video up”?

Enough, already.

Little fucker’s arm cut off. Twat overboard. Coin in cunt’s brain. Got everything.

And now on Radio 4, The Archers, where Jill gets a nasty surprise as Jofra bowls a 98 mile an hour beamer at her head.

Haha. “If
I can just make the water, I should be finefffffucccckkkk…”

My weirdest moment on Twitter was James Mangold contacting me and saying that was his favourite screen death.

RIP Norman Tebbit. You invented the Cricket Test, and fair play, now you are the ashes.

I don't want to be provocative or anything, but this is a curious way to say the words "Bruce Forsyth with Play Your Cards Right"

Has rod been on?

Dont do much here, but hoping there’s a Glasto whimsy slamdown. In other news, another year goes by without Busta Rhymes covering Walking In The Air.

Sensational show.

RIP Syd Lawrence- amazing bowler for England, and owner of Dojo nightclub in Bristol during the 90s, which as I recall was absolutely wicked.

So much to love about Bumrah’s art. In among it all- at the beginning of that run up, he fixes his finger position like a spinner. Such a slow first 5-10 yards, and then accelerates in no time to proper express pace.

I’m watching The Sopranos for the first time. I know. The depth and breadth of massively compelling characters is- I think- only matched by The Simpsons. Which fringe character you dig? Robert Loggia in Season 5 for me. Walks into an already masterful show and kicks the door down at the age of 250.

I got a bad feeling about this.

The Sopranos is basically The Simpsons except it’s a small town satire of US Culture with a European melancholy and an unprecedented community of three dimensional characters The Sopranos is basically The Simpsons.

JCB Nizlopi · JCB · Song · 2005

Ahh. A great father’s day song…

open.spotify.com/track/6CWCgR...

Just realised this is the first year where I receive a Father’s Day, rather than give it. Nearly a year, Dad. Here he is, top left in the red stripes, with a bunch of other chancers. Miss isn’t the word.

Just a reminder that 80% of men’s social media feeds are adverts for these kind of trousers.

Year 2 of The Bosh Wars. Skinner, still loyal to a single octave, traditionalist bass Bosh delivery. Compare to Big John Fisher, a Miles Davis to Skinner’s big band formalism. Exploring the outer reaches of his Bosh- higher range, extended, eccentric, jazz. Blood will be spilled.

We saw Brian Wilson at an outdoor festival 10 years ago. It grew dark and the ferris wheel to the side of the stage lit up. Brian broke off a song intro to tell us that a UFO was landing. “We shall meet them. Finally we shall meet them.” Was he serious or not. We cheered anyway. He was God.

England are an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a Gregg’s bag wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a nappy.

TV pitch

Like to think it was one of those tiny west end gold plaques on the back of a hoverchair. “ For Lobot,always, Bossk” that sort of thing.

Absolute Brexit Battlebus of a game in Bilbao. Spurs to hang on till the 93rd minute, only to lose 2-1, Ange disappears into the turf like that fella in Under The Skin.

Drama on 4 - Four Gammons and a Unicorn - BBC Sounds Comedy about a teenager who accidentally becomes a darling of the right. Stars Daniel Mays

Exciting news at Pozzitive HQ - our first BBC drama! Starring Alyth Ross, Daniel Mays, Rufus Jones and Harry Trevaldwyn, Four Gammons & A Unicorn is out now on @bbcsounds - a satirical comedy about how a teenage girl becomes the face of the culture wars. By Katie Sayer

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

This Inter-Barca game is like 24 rounds of Hagler-Hearns. Outrageous.

I like the word Limbo. We know its posh meaning, but I also love its Flexible Fella Smiling And Dancing Under A Well Low Pole meaning. And I think both apply to a first draft. Congrats x

Honestly, when you get one, it does feel kind of cool.